MALopez

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

At least he's consistent

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

George Santos posts press release on official House website citing having taken the oath & being sworn in today. No members were sworn in today. There is no Speaker of the House. https://t.co/MQhwO5IuvM

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

This aged well

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This did not happen.

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@LatPoliticalAve @YahooNews What could possibly go wrong?

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

Same dudes who think that they could score a single point against Serena Williams in a tennis match. Or that they could kill a lion with their bare hands

[YouGov America @YouGovAmerica]

Roughly 1 in 3 Americans (32%) – including nearly half of men (46%) – are confident they could safely land a passenger airplane in an emergency situation, relying only on the assistance of air traffic control. Just 1 in 5 women say the same.

https://t.co/dc1rlBoIQU

[YouGov America @YouGovAmerica]

Roughly 1 in 3 Americans (32%) – including nearly half of men (46%) – are confident they could safely land a passenger airplane in an emergency situation, relying only on the assistance of air traffic control. Just 1 in 5 women say the same.

https://t.co/dc1rlBoIQU

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@thereal_Dzapper @TVietor08 Well that's just brilliant. I'm absolutely sure that the funds spent to buy air time just ended up in the pockets of the folks who needed it most.

[Rep. Colin Allred @RepColinAllred]

Starting tomorrow, seniors on Medicare won���t have to pay more than $35 on insulin every month, and vaccines will be free. It’s all thanks to the Inflation Reduction Act, which is working to cut costs for the folks who need it most.

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@RepYoungKim I have plenty of books on our history and why affirmative action is necessary if you would like to borrow them?

[Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins @daniel_dsj2110]

Bertrand Russell: ���The idea that the poor should have leisure has always been shocking to the rich”:

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

It's always "groomer this" and "groomer that" yada yada yada until their favorites are implicated in actual human trafficking, then it's a woke mob cancelling their hero

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Jumping to support Andrew Tate was always a red flag, but anyone jumping to defend him the second after he's arrested for trafficking and kidnapping women and forcing them into sex work is several levels beyond a red flag.

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@TheRadicalProle I am sorry that you are suffering from Covid. I hope that you don't start laughing uncontrollably at this piece of shit's downfall. It might aggravate your cough

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Elon Musk letting his buddy Andrew Tate back on Twitter is ultimately what led to his arrest.

I can’t stop laughing.

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

🤣😅😆😂💀

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Damn Greta works fast

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

BREAKING: @SouthwestAir grabbed billions in COVID funds and enriched its executives while failing to buy proper software – leading to thousands of stranded travelers this week. Classic corporate corruption.

Stunning expose by @LeverNews and @davidsirota.
https://t.co/PoDPdM4D5d

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

911: What is your emergency?

Me: I would like to report a homicide.

911: Where are you located?

Me: On Twitter.

911: Excuse me? Did you say the homicide happened at Twitter headquarters?

Me: No, it happened on Twitter.

911: Sir?

Me: Please send help now, the ratio!😭

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@Their_Mom_ @RepYoungKim Must've been desperate after Dummy clogged all of the toilets with documents

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@milleridriss The face of white supremacist domestic terrorism

[OC Moderate @ModerateOc]

So it looks like the violent bigot that runs LibsOfTikTok is also a #Jan6th #DomesticTerrorist.

Not surprising at all.

#ChayaRaichik #libsoftiktok #Traitors #Bigots #Terrorists

[MALopez @MALopez19802014]

@RepYoungKim Oh yeah? Did your bill include anything regarding the need for a shitload more judges to process asylum claims? How about infrastructure to house and care for migrants? No?