Malphite Man

💝 @Strawbeariiee_ 💝 I drive fast car it go vroom stinky poo poo aim @AladdinsCarpet_ 👺

[Malphite Man @Malphiteman]

I've finally made it back

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@1goodbun Its a philosophy of falling between two stools its trying to fill the role of two jobs at one and is sub optimal at both. Id pick which one you’d use most and get that

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“You’re almost 30 and you spend your paycheck on fancy cardboard and plastic models”

Ya well my 401k is maxed and I got a safety net built for a year 😡 🖕

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@1goodbun malphite would go don’t be a wimp.

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Gotta wait till may for @strawbeariiee_ to beat me up with the miku deck.

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@katariiiaa Aww hell nah atleast ill have the genji skin to look forward to

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@katariiiaa I s6ed lucy only for her to be bum cheeks to the other main dps of 3.x

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@katariiiaa Downloading after the cyberpunk collab ended is crazy work.

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@1goodbun

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@1goodbun Let me get a berry

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Im just a chud but she call me master

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@TheJokes0nYou Bro had to make sure he was good for pride :3

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@1goodbun Apex h8tr to apex luvr smh.

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@1goodbun Robbing you

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@1goodbun It was revenge for not sharing the berries

For obv reasons this is satire.

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@1goodbun Type of shit id be doing with malphite

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@1goodbun Leme get a berry

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@1goodbun This chud.

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@angykuromi Sign me up i can speak

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1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️