🔞 Malthael 🔞

hey there! I'm a 40 year old caribou!, still enjoying the fandom after many many years.

🔞Don't follow if you are under age!🔞

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

@McGrewArt Noted, and jelly snakes will be acquired.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Butter and marmite

[Ruby @Ruby_331]

What is the best topping for a crumpet?

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Chips are better with butter on them.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Mayo belongs on french fries….
Agree or Disagree?

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Our street has become quite the drug, escooter/bike, balloon sucking place.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

@Dominos_UK Maybe so... but what about Pizza on Pineapple?

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Why haven't you put chips between each layer, along with the mcdonalds sweet sour sauce?

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

What’s your first thought when you see this cheeseburger?

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Every religion out there in the world.

[Ruby @Ruby_331]

I want an unhinged answer!!!

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Interesting to know... may keep one on my belt or in the car.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

They are baked like a cake to avoid the tax biscuits get stamped with.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Can we all agree that these are biscuits?

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

I absolutely love and support that there is a #PS5 emulator being developed.

You take away our physical games?..

We, as gaming people, take away your physical console.

Fair is fair, eye for an eye.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

@Silvasstt The bestest land shark!

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

The face i look forward to every time i wake up, enter my front door all the way up until i go to sleep.

<3

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

England lost, move on, you can stop all the really annoying football related adverts now, it's cringe.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

England lost...

That means no Katie price naked pictures. That's fantastic and such a relief!

Wooo!

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Sometimes, i think about my old workplace, the friends i had there.

Weird thoughts of going back. But isn't that called Stockholm syndrome? Going back to a place where you are treated bad and looked down upon.

I miss the friends mainly, though.

Apparently, I'm asked about.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

UK Government: HoSePiPe BaN iN eFfEcT!!

Me:.. Don't think there is mate.

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

The uk is fast becoming a 1984 #GoergeOrwell state.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

*boy racers trying to sound hard and loud in their cars driving about*

*me, laughing my ass off, as it just sounds like their cars just blowing off after a curry*

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Time to go back to the good ol days, just have a landline, and send letters again.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: A leak from Andy Burnham's team have shown he has plans to enforce a new law requiring you provide Digital I.D to use a VPN

This is the end of privacy and anonymity online
The state will be in every home, in every phone, on every laptop and pc
Full Tyrant Britain

[🔞 Malthael 🔞 @MalthaelB0u]

Oh dear... England won..

Brace yourself for unwanted naked Katie price pictures..