Al Pacino's Godson

[Ashley ᗜ˰ᗜ 🎶🎤🦐 @meikoboobies]

This kills me every time

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Society yearns for a weekly HBO show we can all rally around

[Joe @JoePostingg]

With hindsight the JCPOA was perhaps the best piece of US foreign policy in my entire life. Non-violently resolved a key conflict. Made the world safer. Cost the US basically nothing.

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Why is Trump's FDA so much better at catching all these food dangers? Are they using AI?

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Dont cry befcaus its over. Vomit
Vomit everywhere go my juices! My stuff that was inside be free

[amun ✚ @bigukeheree]

‘tungsten cube’ ‘banana bread’ ‘i’m batman’ ‘roman empire’ ‘goth latina’ ‘silly cars’ ‘white toes’ ‘mommy asmr’

[Zeno @chefzeno]

Hotel family guy hits different

[PoodleSkirt @PoodleSkirt2]

@retlaw1016 "insane in the *wiki wiki* fuck you" got my ass

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[ceci🫒 @modrngirls]

been stroking it nonstop since friday (replaying the new strokes album)

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

How it feels to buy your boys beers

[SEK-C (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠) @SueTee22]

@Polymarket YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS. The rise in sports betting has also created a rise in death threats to athletes. And @Polymarket is one of the companies DIRECTLY responsible 🫶

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

The day US soccer players stop needing to have an average household income of 300k a year to have youth development is the day we start competing for a cup

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Christian P. is arriving with your order.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye