David Maltz

NYC resident, PHL sports devotee, Hank Moody fan, airport aficionado

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@IWUhoopscom assuming Wesleyan wins today, would we also host the sweet 16? #carrdinalpride @dfog31

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@JizzleLover Steve Logan

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@MenInBlazers I think Giroud is too handsome to play in the flyover states #LeaguesCup24

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

💛 RT & follow for the chance to win a @TamauPogi signed Yellow Jersey with @SANTINI_SMS

💛 RT & follow pour tenter de gagner un Maillot Jaune dédicacé par @TamauPogi avec @SANTINI_SMS

#TDF2024

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

💛 RT & follow for the chance to win a @TamauPogi signed Yellow Jersey with @SANTINI_SMS

💛 RT & follow pour tenter de gagner un Maillot Jaune dédicacé par @TamauPogi avec @SANTINI_SMS

#TDF2024

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@minakimes Greg Lewis

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@jensenoffcampus What about if it was at the fellowship house?

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If you see someone (a stranger) entering a stall you know is out of TP are you liable to inform them? @nickyp11

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@nickyp11 Make your move. He will understand

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@Sweetshotstants That turn of phrase should be deleted from the dictionary

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@nickyp11 Must ask “how are you feeling” and immediately offer to procure them some dayquil

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Does anyone ever actually “save room” for dessert @nickyp11

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Should people be fined for not having pre check and then entering pre check line? @nickyp11

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@Sweetshotstants @elonmusk pls fix

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@0xgaut @maltzj care to comment?

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When a restaurant warns you the plate is hot, what is the appropriate response? @Sweetshotstants

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@GrantCov Are you going to rock a green Mohawk in solidarity?

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@dfog31 @nickyp11 @Square I know you only roll with 50s and 100s

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@nickyp11 That’s considered a personal affront after sneeze one, optional after the second and beyond