Qui-Gon Jimm Rice

Ribs for the Table

[Qui-Gon Jimm Rice @Malzy11]

Bae: come over
Me: can't I'm playing softball
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me:

[Sacramento Kings @SacramentoKings]

career-high friar 😤 🔥

[NBA @NBA]

A career night for Devin Carter!

29 PTS (career-high)
9 REB (career-high)
4 AST
2 STL
6 3PM

Kings win at home 🔥

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

friar

@PCFriarsmbb

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

ROMAN ANTHONY SHINES THE BRIGHTEST ON THE BIGGEST STAGES

[PC Men's Hockey @FriarsHockey]

The Champs 🏆

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

#FlufferNutterSupremacy #NewEnglandNutters

[FʀɪᴀʀTV @FriarTV]

The unedited 12-0 run from Stefan Vaaks. Asks for a sub after the second make, then drills two more. #pcbb

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[Red Sox @RedSox]

The gold standard in center.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Another golden year in right field.

[Garrett Mashburn @G_Mashburn]

What a beautiful video from @RedSox.

What a season.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

CEDDANNE RAFAELA SENDS THE RED SOX TO THE PLAYOFFS HOLY FUCK!

WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK!

[Red Sox @RedSox]

In his first game at Yankee Stadium...
ROMAN ANTHONY GOES YARD.

[kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit]

his uncle, Rouglas

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.

[New York Giants @Giants]

Picnic or relay race next year? @SFGiants

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Uno, Mr. Bond

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

so im judging this turns out

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[Zee 🎆 @XYZee03]

Did a little CSV magic with Statcast Search and I think I found the closest match possible:

Mat Latos vs Delmon Young
DET @ CIN, June 8th 2012

P1: Slider outside, he's drowning
P2: Curveball in the dirt, he chases it
P3: 96.6 MPH fastball, inside corner