Mai Aiman 🇲🇾

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[Edz @ezhrjmn]

Might be useful for working ppl and for students yg bakal bekerja 👨🏻‍🎓🎓

Creds: Zunorain Yusof (linkedin)

[🍉 @Deuwais]

Isteri Nabi Luth a.s bukanlah seorang lesbian. Bukan juga seorang homosexual. Tapi beliau tetap dapat laknat yang serupa kaum Nabi Luth a.s yang lainnya.

Kerana apa tuan puan yang mulia dan dikasihi semua? Tak buat dosa tapi dapat hukuman serupa. Kerana satu asbab.

[Ainul Shuhadaa @AinulShuhadaaa]

Hari ni dalam class, asked one of my student who is the first man to step on the moon. One of the students answer 'Johny Simp' and the rest of the class laugh. Being the blur me i loudly asked SAPA PULAK JOHNY SIMP. And they laughed again. .

[Fitri Yusof @drfitriyusof]

TOLONG JANGAN SEBAR!!!

Tadi nampak ada yang kongsi video buaya menerkam seorang kanak-kanak.
😢😢😢

Saya mohon sangat-sangat jangan jadikan ini konten nak naikkan followers anda.

Menyebarkan video/gambar ngeri adalah penyakit psikologi. Bayangkan keluarga yang sedih. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@LVMAl0 Go mama go! U can do it!

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

I left Malaya February 2018.
I came back on February 2019 for some training.

I thought I can speak the language fluently, tapi turn out macam cina pasar weh 🥱 HAHA I kenotlahh

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

I speak full Sarawak Malay's dialect selepas habis study, hence, my broken bahasa Malaya 🤣

I can write them perfectly but I failed at speaking them 😂

[Farid Affy @faridaffy]

Jangan cakap "I don't know" je masa meeting. Ganti dgn ayat ni:

• That's a very good question but I don't have the answers right now, will revert when i find something.
• Let me check on that and i'll get back to you on this.
• Atau kau tanya je orang tu balik apa idea dia 😇

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

7.30am - 4.00pm.

Berat duhal palak tok, rase nak patah geru saye 🥱

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@LVMAl0 Weh 🤣

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@azwanazmi7 Jadilah orang keempat. K bai wan

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@fatinsyafiqahS Xda kecuali bandar Kuching sebab org pegi shopping 🤣 sebelum raya jelah. Malam raya xda kereta dahhh di jalan

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@LVMAl0 Sangat setuju! 😆 Inikah yg dinamakan cinta? Auuuu

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

SYUKUR TINGGAL DI SARAWAK walaupun sikda highway 🤣

[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Kongsikan pengalaman korang stuck kat highway time balik raya. Paling lama berapa jam baru sampai?

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@fatinsyafiqahS Seri kembangan-bentong 12 jam gila HAHAHAHAHAHAH ok muntah jugak. Syukur duduk Sarawak 🤣

[Ivory🇲🇾🇵🇸🏴 @dubiduivory]

@brgsjks Ada kawan aku baru nikah, aku nampak member dia upload post tulis "tahniah kawan selamat menjamu selera malam ni". Hina betul wanita di pandang lelaki ya for me tu bukan gurau, iu biadap. And kawan pun boleh reply "terimakasih kawan akhirnya". Dua dua jantan tak guna.

[Mai Aiman 🇲🇾 @MamaiAiman]

@azwanazmi7 Bcs online platform makes everything possible. Lol. Embak tido wan. Isok pagi bok ngopi sebelum turun keja. Ilang thinkings ya

[Suraya: bestselling Bergaji & Pokai book @surayaror]

To everyone saying minimum wage increase to RM1500 is a bad move because it will make everything more expensive..

Prices has been increasing regardless. In fact everything has increased in the last few years except for salaries. It's due

[Hilmi Ismail @mhilmiismail]

Buat cerita ada unsur islamik tapi guna scene lucah jadikan bait.

Real punya penunggang agama