Johnny Dirt

Inside the mind of a vagabond.

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

@News5PH Ang tanong, youth ka pa ba?

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

Lots of people have questions about being in a coma and I have absolutely no issue with answering any of them. I couldn’t hear anything - apparently my brother sat next to me and talked into my ear everyday and I wish I knew what he said. It wasn’t like being asleep, my mind…

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

A Wholesome Thread to Brighten Up Your Day🧵

1. Respect for Angelina Jolie ❤️

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Ang single mother nirerespeto. Dapat nga bigyan pa ng tropeyo.

Parang awa, mga botante, pumili tayo ng karapat-dapat sa boto ninyo.

Dinadaan tayo ng maraming kandidato sa kantong biruan, tiktok na sayawan, tama na!

Puwede po ba - bumoto po tayo ng masipag, mapagkumbaba, nagtatrahabo, takot sa Diyos at hindi pagpapayaman ang inaatupag?

Maawa tayo sa ating mga anak. Sa ating bayan.

[Tin Gamboa 🌻 @suzy899]

Living the HIGH life lol

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

@grannyellowpink source po?

[Nikki @macronikki]

Remember when people started dying and dds cheered?

Or when Sen Leila de Lima was detained?

Or that time during Abs-cbn shutdown. They all cheered.

Tama naman may balik nga. Ito na ngayon yung balik sa kanila.

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

@lilyoftheveil17 Huwag bes, mas maganda ireport yang ganyan. Wag mong ipagwalang bahala. O kaya reresbakan na lang namin. Magtatawag ako ng mga bakal bote.

[Maria Ressa @mariaressa]

Ongoing https://t.co/mOnMagF3ox

[karylle @anakarylle]

May napanuod akong rehearsal kanina sa @itsShowtimeNa! Tune in early coz you won’t wanna miss a thang

[🇵🇭🎶 ıllıllı 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 ıllıllı 🎶🇵🇭 @Moniqu3n]

Ipe at Bong Go ginawang biro si Kris ayan ginalit niyo! 😆 Ginamit niyo pa sa pangangampanya niyo.

Nakakahiya! Ipinaalala tuloy ni Kris paano mo inabandona ang anak niyong si Josh.

[Lucas Ramos ✈️ @lucxsramxs]

@shaabiranks we grew up wondering how the germans got away with it. we made excuses “there was no internet or media coverage” “it was hard to document it” “people didn’t believe what they couldn’t see”

what’s our excuse now?

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Pitchy.

[SweetyFS @sweetyfs32]

O ano? Chinappell Roan tayo ni ate #SarahGeronimo nyo. Wag kayong loloko loko dyan!

#asapchristmastime @ASAPOfficial
#PaskoSaAsapWithSarahG #PaskoSaASAP

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Di ko pa din to magets 2024

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Isa sa mga super power ng social media ay ang pag-normalize ng katamaran. Biglang naging nakakatawa na ung pag-anunsyo sa mundo kung gaano ka katamad magtrabaho.

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Naiisip mo pa din kaya ako?

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Happy birthday Dear!

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

Happy mother’s day Dear.

[Johnny Dirt @MamangMalinis]

@_leiyla Sa picture po masipag sila, pramis.

[E @MadamHiddles]

This Marites auntie wants to laugh today. Or be amazed.

So please share the funniest or most bizarre kwentuhan you’ve overheard as a fellow Marites sa kabilang table 🙏🏼

(Wala ako ma share kase feeling ko ako yung naooverhear ng kabilang table 😂)