Miles Prower

Look in ma face, stare in ma soul. I begin to stupify. #SHSVeteran

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

You reached out to me
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But I turned my back
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Cuz I didn’t think you had what I need
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Now you’re everything
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[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

After that blue rat. #Kaka

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

“How’s my cunt taste, dick.” — Alph aka Anty fighting Queen Bulblax in Pikmin 4. #WhereTheFuckIsLouie #TwentySubLevelCave

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

We just got adrenaline ceilinged from fucking Squid in Frontiers. 🤣😭😭 #ChristmasJumpscare

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Loo saying “Old Navy” and grabbing you by the neck to bring you there at 4 am. Holy fuck.

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

*Papa aka Taggo smiles*
“Constitution’s looking fresh.”

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Banjo is no longer afraid of King Sandybutt… He fucked Queen Sandycunt. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #WeGoinToSGDQ #FakerMeetNGreet #SlimJim

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

We just fucking lost it all laughing to Fuzzy in his DK suit. 🤣🤣🤣 #HeRippedHisTongueOut #WiiRemoteRage #MyFuckingAbs

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Mutant Snippets ah we. #BanjoGotCuckedByClanker #OhThatsAnInfection

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

I have no fucking words for how terrifying the SA1 randomized was. 😭 Literally Ames and hacked Sons’ cut scene with Squid Game music just ended our lives. #SA1RandomizerIsntSafe #BigSmashedChaosHeadBrutally

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

MOOD LORE ICEBERG. FUCKAS.

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

“You will be crushed, fucked, buried, unburied, and fucked again.” — Loo as he wins the Strikers super bowl game 😭😭😭

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Cucked MIDWAY through MP3. We need a new N64!

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Another W at McManey’s Seaside Soirée. #Help #ThereIsNoSafeWord #MP4 #Partyathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Peach is officially banned. Welcome aboard, Loo! #PissyToilet #YoshTriedToControlTheComputers #MP5 #Partyathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

“I’m gonna miss the Koopas and the 8-sided dildo at Kabul.” — @DinoOmnipotence

Kingston, the 80’s, and #MP6. #Partyathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Read it and weep, poor people!!
— Marslon Musk #MP8 #Partyathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Mars is locked out of his bullshit account, he told me to say: Cucked by Wers in the mines. Not so lucky sucky. We’ll get ‘em next time. #MP9 #Partyathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

I wanted to make a commemorative tweet about Mega Collection last night but all I remember is Mean Bean Machine cucking us, Sons and Knux settling their score, and absolutely losing it all to the comics. #Sonicathon

[Miles Prower @MamaTails]

Welp…we got the moves like Jagger. #EggmansDreadCumBeard #Sonicathon