Mamie Diemer

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

@thee_ava_mariee @KingflameAelin Yeah this definitely isn’t her picture. The least she could do is give credit to the og owner

[Andy Signore @andysignore]

Yo @realamberheard we fixed your statement for you. No charge. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp Was Served!

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

#DisneyonIce with our little man 💙

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

I hope it’s everything we’ve ever imagined. Miss you dad ❤️

[Todd M. @tmills2830]

@CSLewisDaily “In my father’s house are many mansions.” That’s where I live and it’s wonderful. Some day I’ll see it in all its glory.

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

My husband just said “hey we haven’t been to target in a while, want to go see what’s new?” And honestly I feel like I’ve won as a wife

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Y’all with your Christmas commercials. Honestly, I’d like to watch tv without crying every commercial break. #EnoughIsEnough #shesaidsomewhatsarcastically

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

My kid suddenly associates the sound of a toilet flushing with “daddy”. Every time he hears a flush he runs around the house going “daddy? Daddy? Daddyyyyy”

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

@sdiemz @disneyplus I’m getting Logan caught up on all the old Disney classics. 101 Dalmatians, aristocats, Robin Hood... basically anything with animals because I love hearing him go “woof woof” 😂😂😂

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

The @DisneyPlusHelp rep I just spoke to sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch and honestly I’m not ok

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

You know you moved to the right neighborhood when a house down the street is passing out shots and glasses of wine to parents during trick or treat

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

How I felt when my husband told me baby shark is on a 1hr loop on YouTube

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

@Meg_Bair Yup. Minimum for 2 poses is $50 and it’s just prints. If I just want a cd with the pictures it’s $69.99

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Why would I pay $60 for a cd of my kids school pics with only 3 poses on it when my iPhone has portrait mode and my brother has a dslr? This is literally the biggest crock of crap 🙄

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Yesterday my family went to a pumpkin farm and they had this barn where you can feed all these little birds but my brother didn’t want to go in because he didn’t want to “catch the ovarian flu”.

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Just declined 4 Facebook invites to different freakin nail parties in less than a week. Do I need to make t-shirts or something? I feel like I say it often enough but DONT INVITE ME TO THESE FRIGGIN THINGS 🙄

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Wow. Wish I could unsee Puig lick that baseball bat @indians

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

My husband tries to hide the candy on the top shelf in the pantry. Lololol as if we don’t have chairs to stand on #iknowyoursecrets #jokesonyou in other news there’s a ghost in our house that is eating his snacks

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

I have more hope for this show after one episode than I did in the last like 3 seasons #AHS1984

[Mamie Diemer @MamieM423]

Health insurance may be a great asset to someone with an incurable disease if HR PEOPLE ACTUALLY DID THEIR FRICKING JOBS