Gina Leone

I like making analogies and pretty things.

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

I’m sad to report that our sweet, crazy, hilarious Aunt Anna won’t be providing any more Annaisms. She’s been called to her next life, and we will miss her dearly. For those who follow Anna tweets around holidays, check out my Instagram this thanksgiving for memories and stories!

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

My opinion on love island is I went in wanting to love them all. But even the nice ones turned rotten toward the end when they became cliquey and judgey. Glad to see the public voted for the two sweetest and least drama-starting couples!

[lea🤍 @rjnhfairy]

These two>>>>>three musketeers #LoveIsland

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Casey from @LoveIsland please wrap it up so my pup stops growling at your talent show trumpeting

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

What money

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

1000% my move when the ladies line is two miles long

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

I am THAT PERSON that fell asleep on the bus today. I’ve never been as tired as I am today, send me energy vibes

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Restaurants: stop leaving human rights to the customer with these surcharges! Just raise each dish price a lil bit to offset treating your staff well! These footnotes on menus all over the country are so cringey

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

S Club 7 reunion tour who is coming with

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

@MalloryElyse09 You already got yours?!?!

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Canadians always the best to make friends with

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

All inclusive = Gina easily takes free shots so if I DM, text or comment on social media just know it’s all love and truth babies

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Me and @Matt_Sisneros on our first all inclusive trip and we’re constantly in fear that we’re not paying for something we’re supposed to pay for

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

@xoblythe_ NO!!!!!!!! RIP

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

A Sicilian uncle leaving a voicemail could mean someone died, he wants to give you money, or he wonders if you’re out of his homemade pickles.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

part of the problem with tiktok censorship is that users are making up so many code words to describe serious topics that nobody ever knows what the hell anyone is actually talking about

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

@willtrogdon I have the healthiest teeth this dentist has ever inspected. Could be whiter but attribute that to red wine and occasional coffee

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Me last night trying to take a picture of the inside of my mouth instead of going to the dentist like a normal person

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

@Uber how is someone with a service animal supposed to call a ride? Several times drivers from Uber and @lyft see me with my service dog, cancel and drive away from me. It’s really inconsiderate and inconvenient as I’m always late to where I’m going while waiting on a new driver.

[Gina Leone @MammaGene]

Rewatching Jersey Shore and honestly Ronnie eternally owes all women an apology for how shitty he was to Sammi during their season 3 breakup. Like forever in debt to all women everywhere

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Republicans will quote Dr. Martin Luther King Jr while trying to pass laws preventing children from learning why.