Hecker Man

I'm probably cooler than you even tho im on the verge of Insanity (IQ of 62)

[Hecker Man @Man0Hecker]

Buildings have the possibility to make things darker

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Essay

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When you take the tomato stuff off of pizza and eat it by itself, it taste an awful lot like the pasta with marinara sauce without the pasta flavor. Coincidence? 🤔🤔🤔

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If I were covid i would put root beer in the water fountains and ban homework

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Congrajulations Twitter, now that I am back on the website, the average IQ of this joint just dropped 15%, or down about 3 points

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@tjhorner

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@tjhorner Goodnight

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@quin4me Thank you Linus

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I have a lot of revolutions in the shower

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@hnp1210 Uhhh uhhh err uu aa uhhh uhhhhhhh error errrrr e errrrr uhhhhhh

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@hnp1210 I said some really mean things, and while I stand by it. I am sorry

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YOOO MINECRAFT STEVE IS IN SMASH???? CAN THIS DAY GET ANY MORE WILD

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Ayo the pizza here

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Pick

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Shut up about Republican and Democrat. No one cares. Which you going to pick, UPS or FedEx?

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@hnp1210

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I'm genuinely sorry for the families of League of Legends players

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IF I FIND OUT YOU HAVE A TWITTER I ASSUME AUTOMATICALLY YOUR IQ IS THREE NEGATIVE

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Them: you can be monkey today
Me: but I can be monkey any day

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