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slept like a glog

[Farting Rodger @FartingRodger]

sigh... no i dont..

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

When ur friend cancels cause she's having "lady problems" but u a feminist & know there are a lot of lady problems..

[_ @HamChalk]

@LiveLavL0ve Don’t poke fun at the poor boy he just wants to be included.I recommend you force feed him synthesised hormones that don’t exist in nature, we can call it ‘Amesterone’. Give him it once and he’ll start to crave it. Eventually he’ll be unrecognisable as a white man or even a human

[meredith @midi_wizard]

Gymnopédies no. 1 played at 7-11 as a loitering deterrent

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 @svnkjss]

rumor has it that if you wishlist About Fishing on steam she comes visit... @WaterMuseum_

[plab @Man0rMonkey2]

@k2comix_ @macarnoi You should make that.

[Im_human @Im_human_too_]

Got a lead on a gnome on the outskirts of the city. Going dark for a bit

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

now watching , a nigga in the bathroom said it was trash but he didn’t wash his hands so no way i’m taking him seriously

[richard @richard_normal]

this shit is straight up beating his ass man

[plab @Man0rMonkey2]

@Fredward3948576 This happened to me once

[Jay Grindz @JayGrindz]

I’m at yo BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed

[random media archive @randommedla]

distressed red ball if the earth is round how come the ball aint goin nowhere

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Please dont shoot me

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

#doinmythangsummer

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos