Ni¢olas Ri¢holas

Mr. Steal Yo Waifu.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Next time you're having a good day remember; there's no gold behind our money.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Woe! O' Woe!! Mankind has created horrors beyond comprehension!! I pray the universe has mercy on us for what we have wrought!

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

@AhoyCapnFreedom no u

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

MOBSTER: i've been an undercover cop this whole time
DON: the whole time? even when we—
MOBSTER: yes. even when we kissed
DON: mamma mia

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

I'm supposed to be selling bike merch but I just want to pet all the dogs 😢

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Lady: "How much is this helmet"
Me: "300"
L: "Jeez, you probably wear one, you brat."
M: "Actually, I'm a nihilist."
#shedidntgetthejoke

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Satan please give me the strength to not murder both my grandparents this week.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

@sushi_emoji me_irl

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

"Have a glass of milk!" -Gramps #nocontext

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

About to leave to help my grandparents on ragbrai, time to start counting dementia unfinished sentences. Were at 6 already

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

being trash is exhausting

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

@Manabuff I'm sorry but if you can't hold a TAR-21 correctly how're you supposed to defend your eggs? Get your shit together, fam.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Ugh that's not how you hold that, Kiki.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

I just want my grim gram back :c

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

This Valentine's day give her what she really wants.

Martyr yourself to the great volcano.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When you wake up after months of political entertainment & realize your only two choices left are Hillary and Trump.

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

@GinaBwaylo Ranch it up!

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

Guys my Pokémon Go looks a little funny. What's this bootleg garbage?

[Ni¢olas Ri¢holas @Manabuff]

You don't realize how much skin is on your face until it's peeling off in inch long strips. #sunburn2k16