Mr. Cellophane Man

I seek thrills in my personal life, but I long for centrist politics. Ben Hunt says I’ll never get them.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@aubrey_huff What an astonishingly selfish and dumb rant. My lord

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@gtconway3d Without police, there wouldn’t be an speeding.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

We have eyes, @LaraLeaTrump, and when our grandparents acted like Trump, we knew it was unfortunate times ahead.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

.@ProjectLincoln, #TrumpIsNotWell - let @LaraLeaTrump know and pass it on.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you agree that the president should reveal his full medical records.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@Saving_TheDogs @anamariecox Falcor

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

I consider every poop I take to be #highlyclassified

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@davepperlmutter Vacation

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

Savage

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@ZubyMusic Because I disagree with you so much in some regards, totally agree with you in others, and I refuse to live an echo chamber.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@Harlan So he insulted his opponents’ wives, energy levels, fathers, heights, etc, and your’re such a triggered puss that you’re upset the media is calling it like we all see it - Trump slurs, rambles, and has gait issues like every dementia sufferer.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@tedcruz @Jim_Jordan Did your publicist tell you use your tongue to polish Trump’s anus like a participation trophy after he called Heidi ugly, or was that your idea?

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@tedcruz The modern Ted: Trump shits right in your open mouth. You chew it, swallow it, and then lean back, mouth agape, for more.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

Many Republicans want to deny millions their right to vote and defund the Postal Service. HOW CRAZY!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Many Democrats want to Defund and Abolish Police Departments. HOW CRAZY!

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

RT if you want $75,000 of your taxpaying money back for paying for @DonaldJTrumpJr to hunt sheep.

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

@DallasDirtCandy @DFWJodyDean Right, so I’m not sure you understood Jody’s question as you answered just like a tone-deaf white lady would.

He didn’t mean when did you last visit the majority white wealthy enclave south of the Trinity.

He meant when were you last in the poor areas south of the Trinity?

[Mr. Cellophane Man @ManCellophane]

Fantastic thread about the slow, almost unnoticeable creep of authoritarianism.