Andy

No, I don't feed Beefburgers to Swans

[Andy @Mancxnian]

The worst thing about being diagnosed with Adhd when you are an adult, is that you become extremely extra cautious with everything, to the point you remove yourself from society just take it all in, it literally freezes the nervous system.

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Dennis Taylor: “I’ll turn the old glasses upside down and put the gear up on my head and wag my finger. It’s gonna be absolutely brilliant.”

Steve Davis: “Why don’t you just fuck off?” 😂

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

[Andy @Mancxnian]

I just taught my cat how to flick water out of a bowl into the sink. Black cats are highly intelligent 😙👌

[Andy @Mancxnian]

Do you know you can do anything in life if you want it! Absolutely anything. You just have to literally work out the path, and walk it. Learn off and observe people and pick up on their mistakes and whatever goals you have you will achieve. Whoever says bullshit is a loser!

[Andy @Mancxnian]

I will Tony Montana it for 15 mill 🤔

[` @aas_ker]

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd?

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@onlyinamericatv @MrBeast Me too 👌

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@financefraz @sunrisi64889929 @piersmorgan @ZackPolanski Scum like that deserves a good kicking and then to rot in jail. In the old gene hunt days I think he might have ended his days in prison eating through a straw lol

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@financefraz @sunrisi64889929 @piersmorgan @ZackPolanski Bro should have been curb stomped, a maniac with a knife terrorising a section of our community, I think the police were justified in their actions. Imagine that foolish man hurt one of your family members would you invite him round for tea or do them damage?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@nuthatch123 Or assistant to David Moyes at Everton 🤣

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@MrJamesMay It was at the tip of my tongue James, i knew it was that 😁

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@ellis_platten The Monopoly man having an argument in aldi. This was a really funny episode 🤣

[Andy @Mancxnian]

Why would you want to bring a child into this sesspit of a world.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The ONS says deaths are now expected to outnumber births in the UK every year from 2026

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@heavensbvnny Yeah its weird I dont get it 😕 now i don't even try.

[City HQ @City_hq]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola in attendance at the Stockport County vs Port Vale game.

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@Chelsearory that game tonight reminded me of that classic game at the bridge against Liverpool in the champions league. The 4-4 in 2009 #YouTube

[Andy @Mancxnian]

Its always been like this and it will always be, people are allowed to chill on the beach on a Monday afternoon if they want the guy on the scaffolding can do that too if it he wants. Live in your own bubble and worry about yourself because when you are gone nobody will care.

[John J 🇬🇧 @ibizateacher]

This sums up today’ s Britain: blokes working away up scaffolding all day for a few quid, so others can enjoy equality, drinking on a beach & listening to loud music all day - brilliant.

[Andy @Mancxnian]

@HLTCO Best 1st half i have watched all season 👌

[Andy @Mancxnian]

What a game