McMuffin :/

I would roast you, but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash

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@Gh0st_Wave

[Deep fried @French_Frye_]

They where so happy to look a mess

[Posferatu @LHWconnoisseur]

On my son's 18th birthday we told him he could either get circumsized or pack his things and leave

[ִֶָ @struggleink]

OK nintendo you've done enough playing around. We better see an announcement for a new 3D mario in this direct otherwise im DONE being a nintendo fan.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Teen Titans GO!’ star LeBron James is leaving the Lakers.

[popsee @qopsee99]

😭😭😭😭😭

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

My buddy accidentally launched my (then) girlfriend's vape at her face and I, without looking, caught it inches before impact. She looked at me like a hero the whole night, It was the most desired I had ever felt. She did later cheat on me, but I think that bought me some time.

[Tristan @tristan_snipes]

basically this

[Damian @Dahouken]

#clavookie

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

a gay boy just called me saying stop fcking his man 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 ROSTER CLOSED AND UNDER INVESTIGATION

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.

[Q NO RAP NAME @qnorapname_]

posted this on fb and people got mad lol

[josh @joshypooper]

show me on the burger where he hurt you.

[ִֶָ @struggleink]

inkopolis news dialogue:

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

i hate getting drunk , i be forgetting to suck in my stomach 😫

[amen | playing P1(SQQ) and DELTARUNE @amen_handle]

heres my take on EVERY deltarune chapter:

Chapter 3 Best Story
Chapter 4 Best Characters
Chapter 5 Best Gameplay