Miranda Stick

🦝High Quality Trash Panda🦝

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE

H ave a nap
U se the couch for napping
S leep during the day (nap)
T ake frequent naps
L ie down and nap
E njoy a nice nap

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

me: i actually feel confident today :)

my brain:

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Miranda Stick @MandaPanda1031]

@emmaskyeward I lost a scalding tarn when they were at their peak price. Only to find it in a photo album when I was packing to move across the country. I suppose I put it there the last time I moved for "safe keeping"

[Miranda Stick @MandaPanda1031]

Just a sad white girl because the Chinese restaurant I ordered from forgot my crab rangoons.

[Miranda Stick @MandaPanda1031]

@catsnkittys My husband and I have an adorable mustache cat as well!

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[ᖭི༏ᖫྀﾟ @wandafication1]

— otters in hats ; a short but necessary thread. ♡︎

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s just me, my thighs, and my thoughts

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

imagine thinking cooking is a feminine role. just boil the water bradley you useless piece of shit

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

how to create the weeknd's "blinding lights"

[Miranda Stick @MandaPanda1031]

@GavinVerhey In the lore they reference Tamiyo having a husband. Who is also a planeswalker. (SOI/EMN chapter where Tamiyo is having tea with Ajani before they seal Emrakul into the moon). Who do you think ger husband could be? From my understanding they kinda dumped the idea.

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

Don’t be a hero. Take a nap.