The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin

The First and the Last. The Tai-Pan of the Noble House. Conspiracy Theorist. Wartime Libertarian. I'm still retired.

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

Watching the 25th Hour on 911.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

What?

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

I wonder why.

[Variety @Variety]

"The Matrix" director says Hollywood has rejected all of her queer movie pitches:

"I’ve pitched a lot of wonderful, cool queer stories and trans stories, and Hollywood didn’t want any of it. There was this TV show based on this comic book 'Cosmoknights' that I was going to direct, and it was from me and Emily Andras, who made 'Wynonna Earp.' It’s 'Star Wars' with lesbians in space. Amy Poehler was producing it, and we pitched it all around town. We had a cool bible that Emily had written, and I put together a jazzy video for it, and everybody passed. We had this cool adaptation of 'Manhunt' by Gretchen Felker-Martin, which was a bestseller on all these top ten lists, and couldn’t get that going. This is around 2022, and now it’s four years later and I haven’t made a thing. I cannot find a studio that will do any of it."

https://t.co/NBjf1NGR1D

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial

Finally, we have a photo… 💪⚔️

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

LOL

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Gayle King is visibly shocked to find out that the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man.

The man was the only black person on the jury.

“Woah. I have to sit with that for a second.”

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

You and ever elected Democrat should be tried for treason and publicly hung.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

HAPPY 176TH BIRTHDAY TO THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What movies make you go, "yeah, this is an objectively bad movie, but man I love this hot garbage"?

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

Projection.

[Ann McElhinney 🧡 @annmcelhinney]

Am I the only person to notice this documentary interview set up is SUPER WEIRD, why is he so creepy close to her, why does he look at her like he’s going to eat her? He’s behind the sofa. What is going on ?

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

LOL

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"I donated $1000 to Lindsay Clancy's defense fund."

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When I ask my wife where she wants to go for dinner and she says, “I don’t care, you pick.”

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

If a bitch ever looks at you like this, run. Don't even hide. Just run.

[Heshie Brody @heshie]

your situationship a day before they ghost you

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

Nah. This is something else. It's fucking hot.

[rutha @avo_rage]

Is it just me or California has always had a a heatwave near the end of summer and every year people act like it’s new

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

It is so God damn fucking hot.

-CJ Mandarin, at Pacific Beach, San Diego, in the Year of Lord, 2026.

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

RT

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

The only woman who has any business in a leadership position is Chrisjen Avasarala.

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

Me when reading "Stalin's War" and learning about how the US shipped enriched uranium and other nuclear materials to Soviet Russia, essentially for free, near the end of WW2

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

You're lucky we still let you vote at this point.

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

My God.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Corie A. Walsh, 38, is charged with first-degree murder after strangling her 2-year-old son, telling investigators she killed him because she believed he was the "devil" and the "anti-Christ." Witnesses said she had recently become fixated on the Lindsay Clancy trial.

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

"Dying is the only way to get out of Baltimore."

"...so how'd you get out?"

"I died." -Amos

[The Illustrious Noble House CJ Mandarin @MandarinCJ]

I thought this was gonna magically happen when I finished reading it last year.

Man.

[Dragon Prince Aesandril @CaledorianMage]

I have as of now, officially read the entirety of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Surely George will release the Winds of Winter now that I specifically have read the series.