Sir Mandarin Drake

It is far too epic for one hundred and sixty letters...

[Sir Mandarin Drake @MandarinDrake]

Malfunctions in my new plumage. Spending much longer in the dry docks than anticipated.

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@Chin_Cello Would you assist me in coming up for a suitable ballad for my adventures? I fear I haven't an ear for music. #tonedeafbirdy

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Packing for adventures is possibly the worst part of adventures.

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I certainly hope no one expects me to perceive this foil as a duck pond. #poorsubstitutions

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@Chin_Cello Why certainly my friend! It is similar to the "Scare Crow". We shall have to meet up some time to practice! #uselesstactics

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This fuzzy beast IS terribly adorable while it sleeps. #weirdcatpositions

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*sigh* It's tough typing with one's bill. #typocooties #nohands

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While he has the name "Seacrest" I do not believe this Ryan fellow has anything to my life, Twitter.

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Indian cuisine is marvelous! They don't serve duck! ...if only chickens were so lucky. #poorblighters

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@Chin_Cello Ah, my dear rodent friend, I have perfected the way of the decoy! It is an ancient chinese meditation method that repels all!

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@FrancisFlamingo At least my food doesn't turn me colors! ;)

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@hedgerthehedgeh Or, if you're classy: a shrubburyswine

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Indian food here I come! I wonder if they serve duckweed... #adventuresindining

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Quite the challenge finding a nautical themed background... but I think I have managed!

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I am certainly hoping this fuzzy feline does not cover me with fur. #livingwithcats

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I would rather be out sailing the seas on this glorious day than sitting on this bit of tin foil in the dry docks. -.-

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@AngryProfessor1 http://t.co/052mql9UuZ certainly sounds more my speed... but I fear their soaps would remove my feather's vital oils! D:

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I do wish it would remove this confirmation alert... I have already executed this task, you lubberly swine!

[Sir Mandarin Drake @MandarinDrake]

It would appear there is a delay on this 'tweeting' thing... perhaps because I prefer to 'quack' instead.

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Ah! The deadly seas of social media, I shall conquer you as only the wisest of sailors can! #adventure