M and C Say Stuff

Things my daughter C (9 years old) and son M (12 years old) say

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Listening to Ed Sheeran - Shivers

C(9): Is this kidz bop?

Dad: no

C: this is his real voice? From the original song??

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C(9): I was a COMPLICATED CHILD… snake, fox? I couldn’t pronounce those but Moana, nailed it.

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Mom: It’s time to go to bed

C(9): But…. 🎶tonight’s the weekend 🎶 I don’t wanna wait 🎶 wait 🎶 I don’t wanna 🎶wait🎶wait🎶I don’t wanna 🎶waiiiiiittttttt🎶

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*Dad thought*

Is G-Unit just grams?

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*On Catalina Island for 22 hours*
*Ferry comes in and honks its horn*

C(9): Oh gosh… now the tourists are here! 🤷‍♀️!

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In California and it’s 65 degrees

M(12): How are people wearing sweaters and pants??? IM SO HOT!

#PureMichiganAttitude

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Taking off in Chicago and C looks out the window

C(9): LOOK! It’s the suburbs!

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C(9) called TSA pre Check: PSA T check

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C(9): You said Alex Hirsch was only like 6mo younger than you why can’t you be a famous creator of my favorite tv show?

Dad: Maybe you can be a famous creator someday

C: Nope. I am too interested in mathematics, zoology, hydroponics, history and insects

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*me looking through all the different Olympics broadcasts going on*

Dad: woah there’s all kinds of Olympics, which one do you want to watch?

C(9) from the other room: WINTER!

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*watching a YouTube video and they mention RadioShack*

M(12): Hey! RadioShack is from stranger things!

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M(12): if we get too many snow days it gets added at the end of the year

C(9): yeah but what if the make up days are snow days

M: it’s summer, it won’t be a snow day

C: it might with global warming!

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C(9) watching ‘How It’s Made’ in the other room

Dad: what did you say?

C: Nothing, just that the brownies look like big fat turds

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*Watching Vine compliations with C(9)*

C: Why are they cube shaped

Dad: LOL

C: I’m serious why are they cube shaped videos and not phone shaped?

Dad: Hold on I gotta tweet this

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C(9): Santa gave me an American girl doll last year, does he license it?

M(12): He pays for the IP, he owns a bunch of IP

C: but don’t you think American girl would announce a partnership with Santa?

Mom: yeah but they probably have to sign an NDA

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I told C the girl from the “look at all those chickens” is on tiktok and she’s in her 20s

C(9): Going viral in a meme means you can get a job, you can put it on your resume and get hired

Dad: I don’t think it works like that

C: it’s called sarcasm dad. You do it all the time

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C(9): Was Fleury (our dog) bread in captivity?

Dad: lol, technically yes. He was not born in the wild

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C(9): Back before the Internet when you read the back of shampoo bottles for entertainment, if you didn’t know what an ingredient was did you look it up in your encyclopedia?

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Watching the @Defunctland FastPass video

C(9): “FastPass use to be free! I want to live in the 1950s!”

(It was the 1990s)

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Dad: maybe you’re the one that’s dumb

C: Hey! I know 3 languages, don’t mess with me.

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C(8): this dog is never going to be the protector, he’s small and dumb

Dad: why do you think he’s dumb?

C: he eats poisonous food crumbs off the floor!

Dad: that’s ignorant not dumb

C: ok well he doesn’t know how to use a drying machine

Dad: a hair dryer?

C: yeah