Amanda Merlock

Person. Place. Thing.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

I just cannot catch a break.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

obligatory twitter check in... alright, see ya'll in 3 months

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Keep your friends close and your enemies not so close because they're you're enemies.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Wow I'm so bad at home repairs, my tape measure stopped retracting.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Nope, still confused.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Wow learned a lot about stocks this week. Gonna watch The Big Short tonight. Maybe I'll understand it this time.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

@lifeofsmer Oh hey just seeing this. Lol locked the dog out too 😅

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

@MeathookOfc Not my job, not my prob 🤷‍♀️

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

I don't like microwaves that make you microwave in full minute increments. I like to microwave my leftovers for 1 min 37 sec and I don't think I should need to defend that.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

I've been stopping by everyone's desk who's been working remote and flipping their calendars to keep it updated with the right month, and I really feel underappreciated.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Now that everyone is staying inside and going stir crazy, I feel like I'm seeing a lot more posts on social media. It's making me miss all my old friends from high school and college. I hope y'all are staying safe out there.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Haven't told my hamster about the pandemic. How do I break it down so she'll understand?

[rob @rbrtormrz]

what trick will he do

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

@lifeofsmer Yeah lemme know

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Hi mom

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

I'm concerned about how much she didn't question this...

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Wait hold up it died

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Got a new hamster. Just thought y'all would want to know.

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

@jaowriter @WilliamMerlock @pickbulbasaur Thank you!

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

@beemdogg_jr @pickbulbasaur @lifeofsmer Because I'm SPEECHLESS

[Amanda Merlock @Manderss9]

Called @pickbulbasaur, @beemdogg_jr, AND @lifeofsmer to talk about The Phantom Menace and they're all "too busy".......