Bad Things Good People Do:
3. When I tell them we don't carry what they're looking for, ask if I know where they can find it. "Sure, let me Google that for you."
#BadThingsGoodPeopleDo
I pray to Asmodeus to help me get through this day. I've had preteen boys on scooters coming in and out of the store buying Pokemon cards for the last hour. When will they run out of money?
#BoysOnScooters#Pokemon#RunOutOfMoney
Customer: I need a gift for a teenage boy and girl that like Magic.
Me: *suggests precon decks*
Customer: Is this going to be ok for a girl?
Me: You could get her this one, Domri is female.
Costumer: *mishears because Magic is "only for boys"* He's he-male? What's a he-male?
#mtg
Me: Can you please put your mask on all the way?
Customer: *Pulls it up over his bottom lip*
Me: ...all the way.
Customer: I'm not doing that. It doesn't do anything, the virus is 0.12 microns-
Me: *walks away*
Costumer's 8 yo kid: Why didn't you just put it on all the way?