Mandgalv

Ready, Wet and nothing on me usually on show, come take a look if you want.

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

1st mistake- declining party invite tonight. 2nd mistake- finding the most ridiculously attractive guy on Tinder & thinking he'd be ok.

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

https://t.co/H1TJx7dtFY

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Good Morning everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful Monday!

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

My life https://t.co/8gGQT03mRq

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

I tried to lie to the pizza guy about others in my house waiting for the pizza But then I felt guilty & was like
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[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

If this dragon dies I'm punching someone in the face. #GameofThronesFinale #GOT

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

How could they not put waterproof mascara on the Miss America contestants?!?!?!? Congrats Miss Wisconsin!

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Wanted: cis male-bodied submissive to serve as avatar of patriarchy for me to take frustrations out on. No sex.

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

The service is always so slow at vegetarian restaurants. Boooooo

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

in the Maldives they have glowing beaches caused by planktons https://t.co/Ow8VqUubFP

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

eye contact during sex is fucking sexy as fuck

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

this is exactly why I love them so much https://t.co/D5Zf5p8yRe

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

So I tinder match Jon Hamm & say I have something you can eat that's zero calories It's my butthole He unmatched before I could screenshot

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

On my way to Indiana!

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Never fuck a person who hunts animals.

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Benz Mafia

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

i literally can not understand the logic of people being mean just so their favs reply like..... you want them to not like you?????

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Hoooooome sweeeet hooooome!!!

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

i would love to cuddle right now.

[Mandgalv @Mandgalv]

Do you know how hard it is to wrestle someone for a camera when their dick is in your ass?