Mandrake Pan

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[Mandrake Pan @MandrakePan]

Back from the dead THE FIENDISH NUDGER is causing murderous mayhem in London for a second time!👻

And only WILFRED WOOLFITT the famed Supernaturalist & NIMBLE, his plucky apprentice, can stop him!

OUT NOW!👇
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#MandrakePan #Book #Read #Supernatural #Humor

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@HalleyDRoache I thought you might. I too live under grey skies most of the time.

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Ah - another melancholy work from that great Belgian poet Albert Du Neef.

Feel his sorrow!

Out NOW & FREE to read on #Substack.
#Subscribe for FREE for MORE nonsense!

Albert DuNeef’s Melancholy Cry: 'Beyond The Gloomy Skies of Home' 👇
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#Poem #Poetry

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William Gimble - His Hat's a Thimble - was just ONE of many extraordinary sights to behold at a Turnpenny Exhibition!

Read MORE about it for FREE on #Substack!

Bill Poster, Whitechapel, London - 1871👇
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#Humor #Subscribe #Poster #Humour

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“By Saint Eustace’s golden trumpet, Nimble!" Woolfitt cried. "Murder has been done! And the fiend must pay! Come on then!”

'The Case of the Fiendish Nudger' OUT NOW!👇
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#BooksMakeGreatGifts #Read #Humour #Readingcommunity

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Jasper Eely, The Big-Headed Kid!
Wucks the Mindless Depravity!
It has to be a Colson T Turnpenny Exhibition!

Available to read for FREE. #Subscribe for FREE too on #Substack!👇
Bill Poster, Whitechapel, London - 1864.
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#Read #Humour #Humor #Exhibit

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@HalleyDRoache An underwater city. Treasure locked in a so-called impenetrable vault. A mutated giant squid with a taste for human flesh. It's all there!

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Good gravy! What's the world coming to?

It's a wonder these saucy novels saw the light of day!😳But they did!

'Naughty Novels of the Late 19th Century!' FREE to read on #Substack! Oh, and DO #subscribe. It's FREE too!👇
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#Naughty #Novel #Saucy #Humour

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For those brave enough to become one of my FREE #subscribers...

Here's something you can read for #FREE in the Weird World of Mandrake Pan on #Substack!

Adventure! Derring-Do! OUT NOW👇
Gordon Grapeshot in 'The Hunt for the Ruby Scimitar' https://t.co/U2qCW5SMD5

#Weird #Humor

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“You want me to wear that?” I said. "It’s a sailor suit. For children!”
“Yes. I realise that. And you’re a child.” Woolfitt narrowed his eyes. “You are, aren’t you? A child I mean. You’re not just stunted after all that smoking.”
👇
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#Read #Books #Humor

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Another chapter from Colson T. Turnpenny's fascinating - and very peculiar - autobiography!

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DO consider #subscribing for FREE too!

'London & The High Class Oddities - Chapter 5!'👇
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#Humor #Victorian #Humour #Read #Reading

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Remember! If you're after something horribly humorous to read👻

There's something suitably spooky NOW at your favourite digital store👇
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#spooky #readingcommunity #books

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Some say the Bewitched Toenails of Saint Finbar the Doubter are the worst!

But, for my money, Blandford's Demonic Moustache takes the biscuit - & most of one's nasal hairs too!

'Demonic Moustache at Large in Putney'👇
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Free to read on #Substack!

#Humor

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Bethesda Hoop is quite the prophet!

For in her 'Wanderings of the Inner Eye', she gives us a window into a stark & frightening future!

#Subscribe to 'VISION No. 2! Our Actor Overlords & Their Clockwork Brains' 👇
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#Humour #Schwarzenegger #Humor

[Mandrake Pan @MandrakePan]

Bethesda Hoop is quite the prophet!

For in her 'Wanderings of the Inner Eye', she gives us a window into a stark & frightening future!

#Subscribe to 'VISION No. 2! Our Actor Overlords & Their Clockwork Brains' 👇
https://t.co/RrvUW2d60N

#Humour #Schwarzenegger #Humor #Actor

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Who would have thought there would be nefarious goings-on in back rooms of our Government?🤔

Well! When this letter came to light, I was shocked!👇
https://t.co/mJ9wND1Hle

#Conspiracy #Government #Humor #Humour #Substack

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Who would have thought there would be nefarious goings-on in back rooms of our Government?🤔

Well! When this letter came to light, I was shocked!👇
https://t.co/mJ9wND1Hle

#Conspiracy #Government #Humor #Humour

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For those willing to become a paid subscriber to my #Substack, Bethesda Hoop, famed pyschic, offers her visions of the future from 1888.

Did they come true? You be the judge!

Wanderings of My Inner Eye - VISION 1! by Bethesda Hoop👇
https://t.co/7CUYLCkEHe

#Psychic #Vision

[Mandrake Pan @MandrakePan]

For those willing to become a paid subscriber to my #Substack, Bethesda Hoop, famed pyschic, offers her visions of the future from 1888.

Did they come true? You be the judge!

Wanderings of My Inner Eye - VISION 1! by Bethesda Hoop👇
https://t.co/7CUYLCkEHe

#Psychic #Vision

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@HalleyDRoache *too...* dang it!

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I've always loved an epic poem & this one's a favourite!

Luckily, though, this is an extract, as reading ALL verses takes almost 4 days!

'Extract, ‘That Sundered Sea’ by Sir Mortimer Lowestoft-Gaskil'👇
https://t.co/JaUCxkexLq

#Poem #Poetry #Epic #Humour

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@HalleyDRoache They are indeed! But the particulars of the Whittle Expedition reveal another tale extraneous to Woolfitt's adventures. One titled 'Return to Terror Island!' But...I've said to much...😬

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For those lovely people who subscribe to my #substack - even for FREE - here's an unusual list from 1899 to fizz up your Friday!

Top Ten Magazines with the Highest Circulation, 1899👇
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#Humour #Humor #List #Surreal