Mandy Bostwick

I think I'm going to need more than 140 characters.

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Conclusion after continuous swiping....There are no men over 6’ left because the short bitches took them. No, I’m not a heightist, I just don’t want a dude to be eye level with my tits #datingwoes #hinge #bumble

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

The name Mitch has been ruined for ever. Even if you’re cute af and you’re named Mitch you get an immediate x #datingwoes

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Things that will get you an immediate swipe right on a dating app: A zombie apocalypse plan in your profile #zombie #hinge #bumble

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

@texasroadhouse think you can do something about this? #specialneedsawarness

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

You have to check this store out!! It's Amazing!! https://t.co/ePcLeEXyIc

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Yesterday @realDonaldTrump dog whistled to Libertarians that he is ending the wars. Last week @KamalaHarris said she would decriminalize marijuana.

Libertarian talking points are all the rage when you want to win an election but is there any follow through?

#VoteGold #Election

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

@AlanHunterMTV what does the crowd say during @cheaptrick “I Want You to Want Me” live at Budokan? My dad and I think they say “what the f***” help us end this debate!

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Democrats keep saying "a vote for Jorgensen is a vote for Trump." If they were truly worried about a @realDonaldTrump re-election then maybe they should have nominated a better candidate than @JoeBiden.
#LetHerSpeak #VoteGold #EndTheDuopoly

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

If you don’t dance your childhood ballet routines while cleaning to Iris by the @googoodolls, did you even take ballet? #Millennial #pirouette #dance #sundayvibes

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

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[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

When you’re the Swan to someone‘s Edison #GiveCreditWhereCreditIsDue

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Just an average conversation with my father 🤣🤣#rockyhorror #timcurry #dadjokes

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Dear driver that got mad at me for getting over into the slow lane...I got over so you could that you could pass me. Don’t throw fit for my proper driving etiquette because I will fight you #asshat

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

What is with grown ass women that don’t wash their hands!? The second #SouthDakota rest stop today that I stopped at and this woman didn’t even rinse them off! I gotta start carrying something to open the doors because I’m not touching these door handles 🤢🤮🤢🤮#WashYoDamnHands

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Dear lady at the #SouthDakota rest stop: rinsing your hands with water only (without drying) does not mean you have properly washed your hands. Now I get to push the automatic door opener with my elbow cause I’m not touching the handle after your #nastyass

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Hey @SouthwestAir how about giving someone a little more notice on a cancelled flight or maybe more options to fly out #haulingasstotheairport

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

I get very heated when a dude tells me they don’t eat #pizzarolls. What kind of person are you!? #swipeleft This is how you separate the weak from the winners. #ovenormicrowave

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

Some days you run late and it ruins your whole day. Other days you run late and Don’t Fear the Reaper comes on the radio and makes your whole day better. #dontfearthereaper #blueoystercult #morecowbell

[NationalGrangeYouth @Grange_Youth]

Interested in attending the 2019 Legislative Fly-In? Apply today for the Grange Grassroots Activism Award for a chance to win one of two $800 travel scholarships sponsored by Potomac Grange #1 Deadline:March 1 https://t.co/OqRCnwsS7R

[Mandy Bostwick @MandyBostwick]

@jk_rowling A collegue and I are debating that there are no good Slytherins. Can you please help me prove him wrong? He doesn't accept the ones found on @pottermore