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Defending Mandy's Dandies, The Interns and the Mothership from @PowerRossSorkin and his Fake News...Now that Mandy’s back in Oz, I’m the last line of defense!

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@PowerRossSorkin wants to do a road show for his latest IPO idea which he is calling "Space Cadet"...he told one of the mothership's janitors that "This idea is going to make the Sork mucho dinero!"

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@PowerRossSorkin was bragging that he hung out iwth Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift at his "hot bachelor pad in PRS's mother's basement"...Everyone who knows him thinks his claims are a little "inflated"...

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@PowerRossSorkin tweeted he just got a call from a friend with a seat for tonight's Knicks game...

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After hearing Becky tell Joe that he has no ass, @PowerRossSorkin is strutting outside the Squawk Studio in his Lululemon Yoga Pants to show off his...PRS was all excited when Joe said, "Will you look at that ass out there", but I think the Sork may have misinterpreted it...

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When Joe said that "Doritos have like 3 chips in the bag anymore", @PowerRossSorkin yelled "That's because the Sork beat you to the bag ! No one messes with PRS, not even 'the great Joe Kernen'!" Security took PRS outside of the studio and "disposed" of him...

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@PowerRossSorkin is upset because "The evil Kernen got to go to DC instead of the Sork" . HR had to remind PRS that his mother still has him grounded in his room in her basement and that HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK AT THE MOTHERSHIP.

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@PowerRossSorkin said he received a special invitation to Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding. We at the motherhip suspect that it will include an escort to a special seating area...

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Today's CNBC Trivia asked, "What is Captain America's shield made of?" Well, we know what Captain @PowerRossSorkin's shield is made of...A garbage can lid

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During the interview on Squawk ith the president, @PowerRossSorkin called HR to say "If Trump is so good at ending conflicts, how come he can't get The Sork out of my mother's basement?"

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After hearing Joe read Trumps post about Tim Cook calling to kiss his arse, @PowerRossSorkin called Squawk Box to say "Kernen can kiss PRS's @ss!"

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This morning when Joe said, "I feel like I'm tripping here on certain occasions" on Squawk this am, @PowerRossSorkin called HR to complain that "Kernen's tripping? He used to trip PRS every time he came near the studio, and everybody would laugh. Well, The Sork will laugh last!"

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@PowerRossSorkin saw the interview with the Sec. Of Homeland Security and called HR to complain that "PRS's Mother has a Sec. of Basement Security that is treating The Sork inhumanely by keeping me locked up 24/7 without a warrant!" HT told him his mother didn't need a warrant

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Now @PowerRossSorkin is "Squawking" about Steve Lieman's interview with Cleveland Fed President Hammack, so PRS decided to conduct his own "Hammock interview"...

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@PowerRossSorkin is holding his "Invest in Sorkin Forum" in the mothership daycare center...so far none of the kids are willing to "make an investment"...

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After @PowerRossSorkin saw Robert Frank's report this morning, he was concerned that he might still be audited. One of the interns asked PRS if that would be possible given that the Sork has no income whatsoever...

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@PowerRossSorkin is claiming that "... the election of the evil dictator, Joe Kernen as lead chair of Squawk Box was completely rigged. Everyone knows that PRS actually won and the mothership has suppressed the actual count!"

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@PowerRossSorkin was tired of everyone calling him "brainless", so he went and had some medical imaging done to prove that he actually had one, and brought the proof to the mothership Day Care center to show the kids so they'd stop picking on him...

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@PowerRossSorkin tried to call the president to ask if he could help negotiate a cease fire in Iran. PRS was going to flaunt his skills negotiating a cease fire with the Mothership Day Care kids who were pelting him with snowballs this past winter... The president's reaction???

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@PowerRossSorkin called HR this morning to say the entire world will be back in the stone age if he isn't "allowed to leave his mother's basement to give his fake news reports"...The mothership's reaction?

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When PRS heard Trump say that Iran has been BSing previous presidents, he said, "NO ONE has BSed ANYONE better than @PowerRossSorkin and that is an absolute fact!"