mandy smith

Spice Girls “Wannabe” in the style of System of a Down.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@alppouch how about this kind of product placement?

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@bloodhoundgang I would drop out of college to see you. Do it.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@VicePMikePants But yes! Alive and well!

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

Gimme Larry.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Larry. I don't think he wants to come inside. 14/10

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@Sorrowscopes @Chuck83136228 hysterical this was posted yesterday 😂

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@WhiteEskihomooo YES!

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

If this ain’t me I’m suing.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

Literally me buying Dairy Queen hot dogs right now.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@Shaydozer

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There is nothing in this world that I want more than to not go to work but still make what I make at work.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@JBrzoskaDL I need.

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

Ordered pizza at 11:45 drunk and watching Archer in a giant T-shirt is me af.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being a high functioning crazy person is so weird like one minute im on the floor literally screaming and crying and writhing around and the next minute im answering an email like “hi! Attached is the signed PDF. Have a good weekend!”

[mandy smith @MandyySavage]

@Lord_Tite You really are going to do great!

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@SherriMeow Ahhhhhh I need to see it!