Unimpressed

If you’re here to watch me in secret, consider asking yourself why you’re such a loser🩷🌷

5’9 gym girlie | Engineer in training |

[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

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[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

🤤

[َ @ungodlywests]

oh!

[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

QUICK!!

[liyah. @elysianliyah]

i’m so quick to send a paragraph about how i feel

[egó oyibò @diced_gold]

you'll congratulate a man on his wedding he'll say "it's supposed to be me and you".

[I’m Famous 💿 @unkleken_]

No more naps. 😭
All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework.
Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned.
You’re learning that numbers have rules.
Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭

[Gaddi @GaddiGmm]

Doctor: u need to eat 3x a day

Me: Write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then 😒😭

[Miss Yao 💕 @holli_butterfly]

You a think a ngga don’t give a fuck during the break up & when yall finally see each other the ngga repeating every tweet verbatim 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I didn’t know my page was being monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposes.

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

No ex ever told me “nobody gone want you”... they knew better.

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

I don’t expect a man to do anything for me, but I’ll always choose the one who does it willingly.

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

i’ll stop gaf in the middle of a sentence & stop talking 😭

[wake up filthy!! @phemisna]

this and whip my hair were peak little black girl confidence bops in my books

[BIG KEY 🔑 @lakeyah]

Niggas always thinking we got crazy chemistry 😭 .. no nigga I’m just a vibe

[AP 🍒 @_launanicole]

I really have a way with my words. I can either uplift you or tear yo ass to shreds. Your choice.

[CC @thelastloyalfem]

and don’t give me time to think

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“Nagging” is how we turned men’s lack of accountability into women’s character flaw.

Instead of questioning why he needs to be asked 10 times, we criticize her for asking 10 times.

[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

Anytime I’ve felt bad for how a man’s ex treated them, shortly after I was shown exactly why they deserved it

[The real is back🤷🏾‍♀️. @ItsMimaMonopoly]

@MsJazzybelle @kaee_1 It’s like the nicer & more considerate you try to be, they take it as weakness & a sign to start showing their asses. Show you why they mainly attract shit eaters who only take from them. It’s what you deserve sir lol.

[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

#Timeouthoe

[martian mermaid🛸 @nasmamenti]

i rather you say “damn she always got a new nigga” than “damn she still w that bitch ass nigga” lmaoooo

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Everytime a nigga piss me off my mind goes “I gotta get richer than this nigga” 😂

[Unimpressed @ManeRilan]

Sometimes you gotta crash out , out of respect for yourself

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

Being “P” is a slippery slope cause it’s almost too close to being a cuck.

[Kayaķï✨ @_QUEENTUT_]

& the crazy thing about me is. I think fat shaming is 100% okay. Nobody need to be this gotdamn big. Seriously