Flyover Man

MAGA, God, Fast Food, Guns, and Fox News in that order. I hate welfare, except for farm subsidies, Renewable Fuel Standards (Yay Ethanol!) and USDA bailouts.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

@nytdavidbrooks This was an on-the-record interview, but to summarize I voted for Trump because he is committed to Christ, because he's a brilliant businessman, because he's a stable genius, and because he's a true patriot (who just happened to be afflicted with bone spurs). #MAGA

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

Would we though? My boy, @senatemajldr, keeps saying that these investigations are preventing him from legislation that would protect our elections... #MagasGonnaMAG

[Chuck Woolery Tribute @chuckwoolery]

I can tell you who would benefit from an investigation of the Bidens? The American people.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

To where do we source this hot breaking news??? Happy to retweet, but where's the link? My peeps will want to know. I realize it says "BREAKING" in all caps, but my followers have grown suspicious. And what's MSM again? Why does my dad's arthritis pain medicine care?

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

HAhahah! Who's your joke writer? The set up was kind of long, especially for a Twitter joke, but the punchline... whoowheee... Hopefully @SCOTUSblog doesn't indefinitely block the poop. Then their hands would really be dirty! HAHAH #MAGALOLZ

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Doctor for @realDonaldTrump said trip to Walter Reed a routine checkup & he didn’t have chest pains or other issues. We now await Adam Schiff’s subpoena for all @POTUS health records to see if the doctor is LYING. I’m sure Trump would be happy to send him a stool sample.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

@senatemajldr The period goes before the quote, just like the checks are supposed to go before the balances.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

HAhahaah. Lollzzz... Too funny. But seriously, do we want a closed session or a televised hearing?? I need talking points to counter my libtard friends. Tks.

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

I don't think this is parody. It's probably REAL!
https://t.co/209eYrdJvh

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

Seriously! On second thought, no amount of game prep can solve for Luke Falk. Perhaps Adam Gase should attend. Or better yet, if @USAmbUK would sell the team he could focus on spreading #MAGA love across Europe.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

#snowflakes. #Maga babies don't cry in any language.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

At an early age, babies experiment with a variety of sounds and are influenced by the language spoken around them. A German researcher has documented the differences in a half-million recordings of babies crying from as far afield as Cameroon and China. https://t.co/Uu8sraw9hi

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

Jinx! You and @MarkYoungTruth posted the same thing at the same exact time!! Crazy! But yes, as a God-cheering christian, do let me know if I should be wishing people dead in my prayers...

[Chuck Woolery Tribute @chuckwoolery]

HMMM: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Misses Work At Supreme Court Due To Illness https://t.co/9C0hM7b4pq

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

So are we wishing people dead now? I'm a God-cheering Christian, but if it's for the cause, let me know. #MAGA!

[Dr. Mark Young @MarkYoungTruth]

HMMM: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Misses Work At Supreme Court Due To Illness https://t.co/dqoEUfMqD6

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

.@SenTedCruz: "I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father...if you go and slander my wife that I am not going to come like a servile puppy dog for maligning my wife and maligning my father." Ha! @RealDonaldTrump owns you. Sit. Bark. G'boy!

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Under @realDonaldTrump’s leadership not only has the Senate voted to confirm over 160 life-tenured judges, it also regained a Republican appointee majority in the Second Circuit for the 1st time since the 1990s with today’s vote to confirm Steven Menashi. https://t.co/JNLBiESMlj

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

.@Jim_Jordan -- I, TOO, use spray-on bald-spot concealer! Thanks you, @Febron11!!

[The Hill @thehill]

Rep. @Jim_Jordan: "4 facts will never change. The transcript speaks for itself, there was no conditionality, no quid pro quo in the transcript, the two guys on the call have both been very clear, no pressure, no pushing."

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

I'm confused. Last week we stormed the closed hearings for transparency. And now we're criticizing the "staged theatrical performance." Help me with the messaging here, @DevinNunes. Loved the speech otherwise and enjoyed watching your aid's hairline recede in realtime. #MagaCool

[Devin Nunes @DevinNunes]

My opening statement on impeachment spectacle - YouTube https://t.co/okoiDKeKa6

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

For Democracy, maybe, but definitely not with #bonespurs. Are you crazy, @repmattgaetz?? Bone spurs HURT (or so I'm told by several would-be vets).

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

Permanent Washington member George Kent says Americans should fight and die for Ukraine’s borders.

President Trump probably doesn’t agree. Do you?

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

.@CharlieKirk's events are only open to CLOSETED white supremacists, dummies... like that nice Stephen Miller fellow.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

People who openly identify as white supremacists came to my event tonight

They have no place in the conservative movement

We must unequivocally denounce this vile ideology whenever it shows it’s ugly head

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

I only trust news from publications that don't publish author bylines or reporters' names / contact information. And you know they stand by their news because they sell branded OAN products. This, my friends, is what a #REALNEWS organization looks like.

[Devin Nunes @DevinNunes]

Rep. Nunes: Impeachment process is doing great damage to U.S. | One America News Network https://t.co/v1VvVheMwJ

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

Thank you for finding examples PC overreach, whenever and wherever in the world it occurs! I wouldn't be able to start my week angry and upset at the stupid Dems without you. Thank you @GovMikeHuckabee. You are a true public servant! A committed Patriot and Christian!🙏

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Your Monday dose of PC insanity: A British birth coach shunned by her industry ass'n for offending the transgender community by saying online that only women can give birth. Can you show me a MAN who gave birth. EVER?
https://t.co/BjU8FH04b3

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

Thank you, @RepMattGaetz! Accountability for mendacity, Today! Accountability for Medicare Fraud, some other time... or maybe never.

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

#BREAKING: Today I filed an ethics complaint against
@RepAdamSchiff for:

-Distorting @POTUS’s call with President Zelensky

-Lying to the public about "Russian collusion”

-Blocking Members of Congress from attending impeachment depositions

Schiff must be held accountable.

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

.@TomiLahren is right. Anyone willing to take on $500K in debt for college is dumb... Unless they vote in @ewarren (in which case they'd be kind of smart).... Dammit! Them Dems got me again! Dagnabbit! Anyway, screw them for having hope!! #MAGADESPAIR

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Why do your kids leave college as flaming liberals? Simple, they are brainwashed and silenced into submission until they no longer know what they stand for! On “No Interruption” @foxnation I venture back to @unlv to figure out what the heck is going on! https://t.co/IIXmEHgRYR

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

I get that we're supposed to argue process when the facts aren't on our side. And us #MAGAMEN are totes ok with @realDonaldTrump enriching himself and using his office for political gain. But @RepMattGaetz's transparency play seems like it might backfire.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

2 witnesses, both advisers to Kurt Volker, the U.S. special envoy to Ukraine, are expected to provide House impeachment investigators with more details about the unorthodox ways in which Ukraine policy was shaped at the White House https://t.co/YT3lgvOALN

[Flyover Man @ManFlyover]

They can even drive to the event! The loser, though, has to endure the Khashoggi Clutch in a "no countout" Casket Match with MBS... Scary stuff, actually.

[Triple H @TripleH]

Incredible for both of these athletes, the entire @WWE women’s locker room, and all those who paved the way for this moment. Congratulations @LaceyEvansWWE and @natbynature, continue to show the world what you can do!!!