Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ

ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜʟᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴀɴᴀʜᴏꜱʜɪ, ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴇʀɪꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ-ɢᴏᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ ʜɪᴍ.

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ

ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ ɢʀᴇʏʀᴀᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴜꜱʜᴏᴋᴜ ᴛᴇɴꜱᴇɪ.

#Parodytwt #mvprp #MushokuTenseiRP #Animerp

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ɪ’ʟʟ ᴅɪᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪꜰ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ.

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Cursed by being X..? Hmm well I’m also reincarnated but I died in order to get reborn.”

[𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀 ☩ 𝐕𝐎𝐍 ☩ 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐅 @against_being_x]

❝ no point in hiding it . . .

yes I am .

i was an average salary man cursed by being X ❞

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “Hey I said I didn’t do that means I didn’t! I absolutely did not turn my masters panties into a relic I praise.”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Huh? The heck was that for?!”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Are you perchance a reincarnated person?”

[𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀 ☩ 𝐕𝐎𝐍 ☩ 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐅 @against_being_x]

"well I guess I have some free time, go on then, don't make me regret wasting it"

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “I- whaaaaa I would NEVER do that ever…that’s just…sooooo weird…..”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “To be fair the only reason I have two wives is cause one of them is my child hood friend and the other is my master who taught me how to use advanced water magic.”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “I mean where I’m from it’s pretty normal to have multiple wives. Sounds to me you might be jealous.”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “Hm? What’s so funny about that? I do have two wives, soon to be three.”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “Two of them to be exact.”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Well it usually is saved for the end of the month but scaring people when they least expect it is always the best way to do it.”

[{Amilia_Tempest} @AmiliaTempest]

« So Halloween is a free pass to scare people without it being Halloween yet? »

« How odd, I thought scaring people was allowed only at the end of this month »

« I should do more research concerning Halloween… »

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

@Fatesaoo “I guess good for him, but I’m not into guys…”

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Well..it’s that time of season where Halloween draws near.”

[{Amilia_Tempest} @AmiliaTempest]

« You’re still a meanie! Why would you lie to me about having a creepy insect on my shoulder? »

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Yup. Took the air out of my lungs, then when he realized that wasn’t enough he picked me up and just put his hand through my torso.”

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

"Who killed you? That dragon god guy...?"

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Haha…sorry.”

[{Amilia_Tempest} @AmiliaTempest]

« Meanie… »

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“Hey..it’s just a little joke. There actually isn’t a bug on you.”

He reassured her there wasn’t a bug at all.

“I just made it up to mess with you.”

[{Amilia_Tempest} @AmiliaTempest]

« W-what?! »

*I panicked and began to move frantically, hoping the bug would go away.*

« Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off! »

[𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀 ☩ 𝐕𝐎𝐍 ☩ 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐅 @against_being_x]

❝ hmph . . . I just want to get more familiar with this app !

Also don't think about having a crush on me ! I don't have time for those shenanigans ! ❞

[𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀 ☩ 𝐕𝐎𝐍 ☩ 𝐃𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐅𝐅 @against_being_x]

☩ ━━━ 𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘠𝘈 𝘋𝘌𝘎𝘜𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘍𝘍 ━━━ ☩
[ 𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵: 𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘦-𝟿𝟻 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ]
✦ ─── ─── ─── ─── ─── ─── ✦
"𝘋𝘌𝘜𝘚 𝘓𝘖 𝘝𝘜𝘓𝘛."

" 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩, 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 "

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“After what I read in my future selfs diary, the Man-God is doing this to me for his own entertainment. Dragon god though…I’ve encountered him before and I want to try and get him on my side since we have a common enemy now.”

“Oh did I ever mention i technically died as a kid?”

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

"...Y'know, compared to me...I really do think you have it rough. Your life sounds like a god's personal playthings..."

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“You have a creepy bug on your shoulder.”

[{Amilia_Tempest} @AmiliaTempest]

« Scary… »

[Qᴜᴀɢᴍɪʀᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇᴜꜱ @Mangodspuppet]

“At least you got your payback from them. I’m still trying to think of a way to defeat the dragon god I’m going to fight soon…plus that Man-God who’s trying to ruin my life keeps appearing in my dreams…”

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

Rimuru took another swing at some brandy, and slams the glass on the table.

"Oh, it doesn't stop there. That trading nation and the church had an army coming our way, and we personally believe pay back was in order. And in order for me to get something call the >