Roland

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The Opposition should know that 25th June didn't happen for us to have a KANU orphans' derby in 2027. If they bring forth a KANU orphan as the flagbearer, it will be political suicide.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

The data centers are a cover-up for the underground bunkers to have a water supply, in case you haven’t figured it out.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kwani kuna bill ilipitishwa tukiwa tumelala ? Airtel na the Abduction network both lowering data plans doesn't look like a coincidence.

[shiks Githinji @_marywanjiku]

I'm up again,
still recovering from last night's dialysis session
My blood pressure wasn't great after.
But I'm here, because I have to show up every day. I don't have the option to rest until this is over.

What keeps me going, even on afternoons like this, is all of you.
The people who've reposted my story like it was their own.
The people who've kept telling it, again and again, to circles I'll never reach on my own.
The people who've stayed since Day One and are still here.

I don't say thank you enough for that. So today, I want to say it properly .
Thank you for carrying this with me.
Thank you for making my fight feel less lonely, one repost, one share, one kind word at a time.

I have no option but to keep showing up.
I'm grateful I don't have to do it alone. 🙏

Phone Number: 0795 526072 (Mary Githinji)

Paybill: 891300
Account: 142489

Mchanga: https://t.co/wT3y4hQvcp

#SaveMaryWanjiku

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

They all want to hide behind Kalonzo

Every politician that has stolen public wealth is rushing to wiper

Hako kamzee hakajui wakenya vizuri, shikaneni na Ruto muende nyumbani wote

We can't allow people who have stolen everything in Kenya to lead us, bladifakin

[I am Chege @_James041]

What have I just heard?

@Wavinya_Ndeti ordered county askaris to arrest two innocent ladies for taking photos of the mismanaged county park and county stadium?

Are those her personal property?

This is the same woman who plasters her ugly face on taxpayer funded projects as if she owns them.

Bwana tuwache upuzi Kenya hii. Such nonsense should never be tolerated.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

I can see that Talanta Stadium is already complete. Thank you, President Ruto, for making sure that the venue for Sifuna’s swearing-in is ready on time.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Umesahau kutoa label ya Made with AI we mzee

[𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 @SankaraDispatch]

It’s now impossible to watch Hollywood movies about American soldiers “saving the world” without laughing at the propaganda.

The myth of the U.S. being the “good guys” has been thoroughly debunked by history.

From the My Lai Massacre to the senseless Minab massacre, the U.S. has never protected the world.

In fact, the world has for decades needed protection from the U.S.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

All Ronaldinho needed was a ball at his feet! ⚽️

[Abbisso Mutesa @AbbissoMatata]

Ile design watu tunasukuma Sifuna,,utadhani tunalipwa kumbe ata yeye atujui,,now that's worrying the government #SisiNdioSifuna

[pshegs @pshegs]

While you're discussing Okocha, Ronaldo and Messi, this is to kindly inform you that in their document called "Standards for Sexuality Education in Europe", the World Health Organization provides the following instructions for kindergartens and elementary schools:

✔︎ Children between 0 and 4 years must learn about masturbation and develop an interest in their own and others' bodies.

✔︎ Children between 4 and 6 years must learn about masturbation and be encouraged to express their sexual needs and wishes.

✔︎ Children between 6 and 9 years must learn about sexual intercourse, online pornography, having a secret love and self-stimulation.

✔︎ Children between 9 and 12 years should have their first sexual experience and learn to use online pornography

The WHO instructs teachers worldwide to educate 9-year-old children about having sexual intercourse for the first time, how to experience sex using the internet and mobile phones, and learning different sexual techniques.

Myself and some friends at the Center for African Policy Research and Advisory @cafpraintl yesterday were invited by a coalition of media houses in Nigeria to address this issue. If you want to join us, and partner with us for future engagements like this, kindly reach out here: https://t.co/T8tWbCFeK9

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[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“Wakichafua tunasafisha”🔥🔥
Another banger @DjspiderFreddy kuna usito hapa😮‍💨

[MedhaneMartins🇰🇪 @MedhaneMartins]

Tuweke Sifuna!

[Keo @catiekabiru]

Please help us OPPOSE this bill by using this link to send an email; it will only take 5 Minutes. RT
Support the cause: https://t.co/HsWbttUwqt

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

😂😂😂

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

Valid question @WilliamsRuto

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

We gotta stop calling them “elites” and start calling them “the satanic assholes that eat children and run the world”.

[Serah 🇰🇪 @Seeh28875]

Dear Linda Mwananchi Principles,

We respect all of you, but we are here because of one man ONLY, Edwin Watenya Sifuna. He's the one we want as Party Leader, and Presidential Candidate. Kama hamumtaki, sisi woote tutahama nayeye. Just like vyenye tulihama ODM.

Regards, Kenyans😊

[WAZIRI MKUU✈️ @niwazirimkuu]

Day 2 of tagging @WilliamsRuto until he accepts HEHA Movers to relocate him from statehouse to Sugoi