Adrian Flowers

We watch a lot of movies.
Movies that should probably be burned.

[Adrian Flowers @ManiacManor]

The Sinful Dwarf (1973):
A sleepy town hides a horrifying secret.
Will our protagonists recognize the evil writing on the wall?! Or in their willful ignorance, will they write it all off as mere child's play.

#DwarfSploitation #AwkwardPorn #bmovies

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Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2016):
A group of convicts knows that there's only one way to defeat a ravenous band of ground sharks: bikini's, assault rifles, and abrupt plot exposition.

#ThisMovieHadSharks #scifichannel #everyoneneedstoeat

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@brokehorrorfan @NECA_TOYS A surprisingly varied 1993 beat'em up with great enemy designs

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@VHSRevival Love him or hate him, Roddy Piper brought a touch of magic everywhere he went

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@caesuric Thank G/god.
I don't trust things you have to download. If there's not a physical cartridge, where do they store all the bits?

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Zoombies (2016):
When scientists decide to play God, they learn that the only law that matters, is the law of the jungle.

Watch this movie it has zombie Giraffes.

#zoombies #netflix #sobaditsgood #badmovies

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Daemonium: Underground Soldier (2015)

An alcoholic wizard tries to explain to a man that getting a shiny new eyeball is not an equivalent exchange for the eternal damnation of the human race.

#badmovie #sobaditsgood #netflix

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Outcast (2014):
A former Crusader becomes the legendary Chinese bandit known as "The White Ghost". There's also some nonsense about royal intrigue and family but no one cares about that, this movie has Nick Cage.

#badmovies #sobaditsgood #nicolascage

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@iainwanderson68 There's a reason Stephen King got sued over it

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Carnosaur (1993):
Released two months before Jurassic Park, Carnosaur tells a tale of a scientist that revives dinosaurs in a nature park.

Wait what.
Nevermind it has death lasers, all is forgiven.

#horror #badmovies

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The Wraith (1986):
An auto-racing gang meet their match when an other-worldly drag racing demon comes to town. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen spends the movie ogling bikini models.

#badmovies #sobaditsgood #tigerblood

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1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982):
Rival street gangs fight for control of the Bronx. To be they never accounted for TRASH coming to town.

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New Year's Evil (1980):
A killer with a fake mustache going by the pseudonym "EVIL" hunts down lonely woman in this holiday tale

#horror

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@JimmyRGeorge @amazon This looks a lot like a must purchase <3

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@GAKish @AllNewSux And John Carradine father of David Carradine.
It's like a who's who of actors willing to do anything to eat.

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@HMFAhorrorfan I think you misspelled 'Sparkle'

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@HMFAhorrorfan To be fair, Troll 2 is only a "sequel" because studios thought having a 2 in it would make it sell better

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@badmovieman If I wear this, will people recognize me as the Emperor of the Galaxy?

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The Babysitter (2017):
When "To Catch a Predator" goes wrong.

#horror #explainafilmplotbadly

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Triloquist (2008):
A tale of breasts, incest, women in captivity, and dark puppet magic

Or I can lie and say siblings travelling to Vegas