𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆.

𝖸𝗈𝗎‘𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗁𝗒𝖽𝖾.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧....
𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧.
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤.
𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝.
𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐲

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. . .

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@GetANibbleOn —call the police he takes a single step. “Don’t you move!” He repeated and reached for the phone.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Starter for @GetANibbleOn .

Malcolm was done with his day of work, deciding he’d pay his mother a visit to yell at her for once again interfering in his personal life.

He pushed the door open and was about to say something to who he expected to be his mother only to freeze —

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@GetANibbleOn —terribly; the boy couldn’t move from his frozen state just there holding the knife up. Which surely would do no good whatsoever with how badly he was reacting to this.

His eyes are darting from left to right looking for the house phone to—

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Twitches.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

— called out to the shrubbery by him. “Come out I won’t hurt you, I work with the police.” He says; he was sure there was a person around here hiding from him.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Starter for @ParvosAlauda

Malcolm was casing a neighborhood looking for clues about a murder that took place at a nearby park when he got the feeling he wasn’t alone.

His hand began to slightly tremble as he glanced around.

“Uh, hello? Is..is anybody there?” He —

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ Oh, she’s going to get an ear full, so will /he/ most likely, it’s going to be a wonderful spectacle for everyone to see.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Angrily texting @ProdigalWife_ .

‘Stop dropping Marina off at the loft without warning me! I almost hit her with a bat!’

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ Just wait until, Malcolm finds out who exactly this Aziraphale is. Jessica is going to have such a headache.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ Malcolm rubbed his face and typed back for a final time.

Text to mother;

‘I’ll see you at 11:45.’

He tossed his phone onto the counter and sat on the couch praying he wouldn’t fall asleep with the kid there, she didn’t need to see his terrors and how he screams...

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ Malcolm rolled his eyes. He glanced to where Marina was asleep on his bed.

Typing back to his mom.

Text to mother;

‘11:30 and at least have a robe on, you’re supposed to be classy. Not trashy.’

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@HappierMelodies “For tonight you can stay, okay but I have to take you home in the morning. A police station is no place for a little mermaid or her human.” He motioned to the dolly she was holding.

“Go hop up on the couch and we can watch a movie..”

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

👀☕️

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Jessica: you can take a day or two off from working with the police

Malcolm: yOu CaN tAkE a DaY oFf of WoRk, hArhAr.

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ He stared at his phone eye twitching slightly, why is that always her answer?

Text to mother;

‘I happen to like my job mother, I’ll be dropping marina off at your house at 6 am, you better be decent.’

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

@ProdigalWife_ Text to Mother.

‘Hire a nanny. I can’t always watch her. I didn’t sign up to be a nanny mother. I have work in the morning.’

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

:: I need mains for Malcolm.
- Martin
- Gil
- Jessica
- Ainsley
- OCs welcome
- Other fandoms welcome!

HMU to be a main

[𝖡𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗆. @ManicProfiler]

Silence for a long moment, before he exhales a deep sigh.

“Marina I have work early in the morning.” He tries to reason with her. “I can’t just leave you here alone when I up and leave in the morning.”

“Besides this place isn’t safe for a child...” he mutters something.