Misheard Manics

Thigh bronzing is an easy procedure.

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"Why did we bother anyway, when all we got was toothache pain?"

(Credit: @DManto6)

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"Shit myself with the brooding lines."

(Partial credit goes to @KurtMarcECurtis)

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"I am a victim of designer beds."

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"I hate his eyes to feed upon."

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"Temper girl was a friend of mine."

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"You're gonna shoot us dead, with Dead Can Dance."

Credit: @Pyfbrown

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"You don't have to bully me, I love you all the same."

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😂😂😂

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"Laid yourself out under the sauce."

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"A brand new life of my anxiety."

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😂😂😂

On that note...

[Mr Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes]

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Had to share the full mishearing, sorry!

I feel like I'm insane, pissed as a sheep
A mammory phase two or a pale lad's cake
Urine eggs sting shins or, Des ate heaps
Brian, Dennis! and Mayans sigh at Tate

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"Madonna drinks Coke, asshole. You can too!"

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"Once you rot now you just cremate."

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"To keep love alive, that lush bee soy."

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"The Morrissey, the last ice cream."

(Inspired by @adysharp86)

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"She thought bad skin would please her leather."

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"Why do anything when you can fuck at everything?"

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"Rendition, rendition, I never knew this guy was a prison."

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@MrRichStokes @manicspodcast Which is the second one from again?

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Can we all agree that "I feel like I'm insane, pissed as a sheep" is the real lyric from now on? 🤣

[Mr Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes]

@manicspodcast @ManicsMisheard my worst misheard two are "I feel like I'm insane, pissed as a sheep" and "I bled erections, me"