professor spacedust

Mia Khalifa RT’d me once

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she's got that real, vintage, fuck around and find out vibe

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neighbors house is for sale. guess I’ll be nude sunbathing to scare off potential buyers

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I need my boss’ wife to stop commenting on every FB post I make on the company account.

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40lbs of mac

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I can’t with this algorithm, bro

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Buffalo chicken smoking for Buffalo chicken mac

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locally sourced, pasture raised whores

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@bugsquelcher and local bbq joints

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smoke meat or beat meat?

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pls don’t put your dick in the event horizon of a black hole

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fuck, went to the farmers market and forgot to take photos to prove it

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link in bye-hoe

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@raisinchoirgirl omg I had a gym teacher compare a short, stocky classmate to a monchichi and this is just…a lot

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do you think the neighbors would have an issue if I sunned my balls on the front porch?

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gm

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@rachel2manypaws shut up and do it

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marked safe from my rocket blowing up today

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is it me or are there way more tits on twitter than there were 10 years ago