Maninder Grewal

👔 Realtor ®️
📍 Serving Edmonton and areas.
📱7802050532
📨 [email protected]
👑 The Royaltors Group with eXp Realty

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Stranger: I think I have got the wrong number.

Me: Ok. Have a good day.

Stranger: Yeah, talk to you later.

Me: NO! It was JUST established that its a wrong number.

Stranger: uhh.. sorry man.

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

*me procrastinating*

Internet ads : “Are you a High IQ man with ADHD who has trouble finishing tasks..?”

Me : Well..yes indeed 🧐 🎩

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When someone writes “hope you are doing well” instead of “how are you?”

Me : Hamein bhi shauk na tha daastaan sunane ka
“Faraz” uss ne bhi poochha tha haal vaise hi..

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

@mangat_satinder @DHLexpress You mean if I am late sending a gift, I can always blame @DHLexpress ? Great. Thanks.

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$800M from the City of Edmonton and another $1B from the province & federal government. And the Valley Line still shuts down during heavy snow.

This is poor planning and a waste of tax dollars.

Which Canadian city do you think actually has rail transit figured out?

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Me: You know what they say about gas prices..

Wife: What?

Me: I don’t know. I was hoping you’d FUEL that thought.

Wife: I’m leaving you.

Me: Hi, Lee Wing Yu. I’m Hil Arious.

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Client: “Were you just talking to yourself?”

Me: “God forbid I have a staff meeting!”

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I am more bothered by the latter.

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

My best friend has been quite unresponsive lately. On one hand I am concerned for his well being. On the other hand, I worry if he is working on his glow up.

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In English they say
"It's ok. I am not mad".
But in Urdu we say
"Be-sabab baat badhane ki zaroorat kya hai...
Hum khafa kab the, manane ki zaroorat kya hai.."
And I think that's beautiful.

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

My 4 year old (to me) : "I am not hitting you... I am just clapping on your face."

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Wife: "We are not telling people this yet. So don't mention it to anyone. ANYONE - IN CAPITAL LETTERS!"

Me: "Understood."

Wife: "Oh btw.. I told my best friend."

Me: "So not really capital letters, huh?"

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

*4 year old sets up a pretend restaurant*

Her : Dad! Do you want a burrito?

Me : Yes please!

*Proceeds to hand me a sock rolled in a playing card*

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

It's only after marriage you find out that you have been showering wrong. Sigh! All these years of work..."down the drain".

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

Me (driving frantically) : I hope we can get to the shelter before the storm gets to us.

Wife : Oooh Marshalls! Can we stop by?

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

Me (to my 4 year old) : See you later, alligator!

Her : Bye, crocodile!

Me : That's...not how it works.

Her : Bye, gummy bear!

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No one:

4 year olds struggling to put a sentence together: "Can you.. can you.. can you..can you can you...can you..Idontknow..can you can you.. can you..uhhh..can you..."

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@therahuldua Sunte Hain ke.. mil jaati hai.. har cheez dua se.. 😆

[Maninder Grewal @ManinderGrewa1]

Like this nice elderly white gentleman just called me a "Babbar Sher" and made my day! [2/2]

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The great thing about Canadians is that not only they co-exist with people of different descents but they also try to actively learn about their culture or sometimes just some words of another language. [1/2]