Bryan Maniscalco

If your in control, Your not going fast enough!

[?st @questlove]

Uh #IRememberWhenMusic... was good.

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Picking all the pink Starbursts out of the bag since 95

[Saban Field at Bryant-Denny Stadium @BryantDenny_UA]

You vs. The guy she told you not to worry about

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

The Los Angeles Rams have still not scored a point since Dec. 24, 1994.

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

I have recently discovered that cars are in fact the world's most expensive chairs and also the deadliest

[Crankworx @Crankworx]

HERE COMES BRUNI >> Video of the Week << Check out @LoicBruni's kick off to #Crankworx season in #Rotorua. #CWXTV

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

People who stay awake till late night are more intelligent than the people who go to bed early and rise early for the day

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Maybe im amzazed..........but I probably dont care!!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Danced so hard I ripped my jeans!!! #tearinitup

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Dazzle them with your beauty and baffle them with your bullshitl

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Life is so wonderfully fucked up!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

@sydney_steurer Hell ya! I'll grab my leotard!!!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

@sydney_steurer can I help cuz INTERPRETIVE DANCE IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Oppositional defiant disorder is a recognized "mental disorder" for people that deliberately disobey authority figures.

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

@nickhartwig sadly I don't hav a desk or my computer out there.

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

I wish houses were like Jeeps, so I could take the roof and the doors off and enjoy the day!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

@ColinSmchugh and Cheez-its Zingz are the shit!!!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

@ColinSmchugh Zen to the Max!!!

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

"I totally thought that sewer was a dog!!!"@ColinSmchugh

[Bryan Maniscalco @Maniscalcolitis]

Its above freezing!! My previously lost hopes that summer might actually come have been restored!!!!!!!