Ayk

[redrum @griffisu]

if that’s your girl then why did my email find her well

[megan @diarrheamegan]

Damn girl are you today's date because you are Tuesday, October 13th, 2026

[toxic king @toxicking]

You can always tell when a bitch couldn’t wait to have an issue with you

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga birthday prolly the worst day of his life

[x @x6o2z]

sorry for being mean, i was flirting

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Garlic be having like 20 pairs of panties on. Very excessive.

[jayson m porter @RogueChieftan]

It’s arguably a privilege to have been radicalized by books and not life

[🥷🏽💨 @ozomataisaslut]

i find blowing smoke into eachother’s mouth really romantic

[乄 @troygonscrewu]

you ever just look at a text and be like fuck you?

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i smoke like i have to kill the cig before it kills me

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Where do you see urself in 5 tweets

[DURK @durk8xn]

giving this bitch back to the mf I stole her from I'm done 😂

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i would fight 1000 dragons for you. i would lose to the first one but please know i was VERY brave

[🌟 @135xxo]

you can tell when a bitch didn’t get enough attention as a kid

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re putting something in the alcohol to make you drunk

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

fuck it three terms

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I’ve just heard a woman call the man she was arguing with a “cognitive minimalist” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[🇵🇸 @med7ic]

unfortunately the secret to having a regulated nervous system is getting good at feeling bad

[Gagan @yomamashakuni]

mujhse dostoevsky karogi?

[sage @chiikawaichii]

i stalked u 5 times today instead of my usual 500 ur losing me babe