Amanda Molten

i love bagels.

[Amanda Molten @Manmanduh]

When "I'll have a slice of pizza for a snack" turns into 5 slices and you are so full you can't even stand straight. Where's my sweatpants

[Amanda Molten @Manmanduh]

My #wcw =wonderful crispy wafflefries

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wrote a verse to the tune of @katyperry teenage dream abt steak "I think ur juicy, even when ur well done, I think ur tasty, even if no A1"

[Amanda Molten @Manmanduh]

I defrosted vegetables last night. That's all I have to say about that.

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Remember halloween @KLocke4GoldLox and @CLacorattaNYC. I don't but I remember the cookies.

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@Manmanduh No. I meant BIG not BUG.

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DREAMING BUG DREAMS TODAY!

[Amanda Molten @Manmanduh]

@DonnaBinger where did your cousin go???

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why is it called online if there's no line? Or am I on it so that's why I can't see it?

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I can't tweet and walk. #ihurtmyself

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Please stuff something other than a potato @Wendys

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@TheRealTriscuit are underrated

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I only eat the cream out of my Boston Cream Donuts @DunkinDonuts

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Why do #mylittleponies smell so good? @MyLittlePony

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I hate a #twinkie and then had an orgasm. #thoughtidshare

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@Arbys I get judged for loving you but I know what #truelove feels like and this is it.

[Amanda Molten @Manmanduh]

@tacobell I love you. I love every part of you. Never change. #truelove #devoted