McDan Man

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[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

The only time I have experienced "FOMO" in my life is when I got kicked out of a Vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could start in the back

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@KMGVictoria

[案山子 @dengakuman_fan]

紛うことなきシネフィルで���った祖父の遺品(数万枚のBS録画)。
これはもう処分するしかないのだが･･･探せば絶対珍しい映画があるはず。

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@KMGVictoria

[𝖬𝖸𝖪𝖤𝖫 ♰ @mykel_aGain]

Ben Affleck says the best work of his career is the commentary he recorded for Armageddon

Ben Affleck: So this disc, um, the... the Criterion. I was surprised when I heard Criterion was doing Armageddon, 'cause I didn't think of it as that kind of movie when we did it.

Um, and in retrospect now, I feel like maybe my best work in my career is the commentary on this disc. People approach me to talk about the commentary on this disc as much as they do like movies that I've been in.

And it's because, um, I didn't know any better than to be really honest. But I won't spoil it for those of you who are interested. It... it... it is a... it is an... as an achievement that I'm proud of and didn't intend to be as good as I now think it is at the time. Criterion, when is the 4K coming out?"

[Holden @Holden114]

MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

when I first heard about "jungle music" I assumed it would be the sweet and tropical sounds of life beneath the forest canopy. On this I was mistaken

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism

[edie @ediemmill]

7 year old has just described this summer as "the summer we discovered the muppets"

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

I saw a dachshund so fat once its belly drug the ground.

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

The fact some people have fat pets was always insane to me

I don’t support fat people, but it’s at least mechanistically understandable. People get hungry and then overeat

But being unable to control your pets food intake makes no sense. Just don’t give them more food??

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

We killed all the warriors.

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

Why is Iraq like this

This style exists literally nowhere else

What happened

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@WhiteMale I would come break bread with you, but cali is half a nation away.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@DAKKADAKKA1 He was always b-list and I’m saying this as someone who likes his work.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@RolandGunnTN I have a friend who worked as a mechanic & he says country music playing in the garage was a big factor in him converting.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

Sometimes you gotta return to first principles.

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

reading the wiki article for ‘Stairs’ instead of one of the 10 books i’m halfway through

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

Alternative Film where the Girl becomes “obsessed” and she just wants to cook for him a lot & have his babies.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

The main issue with Obsession is the same one with nearly all “be careful what you wish for” moral tales, which is that it’s not actually what you wish for that’s at fault, but merely the fact that you didn’t hire a lawyer to draft the wording of that wish.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@Zmei_Hhsss I was the fat kid growing up & for whatever reason my mom liked to dress me in turtlenecks & mock turtlenecks. I hated it tho.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

It’s a good movie, but the marketing hurt it because people felt tricked & not in a good Sixth Sense way.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village (22 today) annoyed the crap out of me. If I wanted to be gaslit for two hours, I’d just go have dinner with my sister. We were promised a monster movie, and somehow got this instead. The whole premise is just… WTF.

[McDan Man @ManMcdan]

@Zmei_Hhsss Sometimes you just gotta throw stuff against the wall & see if it sticks.