Jordan Steele

My entire life is Standup Comedy. Official Twitter account of The Man Of Steele, all the others are fakes. #Verified #StuntinIsAHabit Snapchat: steelej4

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I'd rather be a prisoner of azkaban then go to work tonight

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

@roundtherose Or what “throw me a gif” means

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@roundtherose I don’t even have enough energy to get out of bed and log in to my computer in the morning so good on them

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I’m sick of people who have never had belly fat telling me the best way to get rid of belly fat

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I didn’t need braces growing up and now all the people that had braces have better teeth than me and I have to live with that everyday

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I have had sweaty hands since the moment I voted on Saturday

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

@roundtherose You get 2 minutes uninterrupted unless the othe candidate interrupts you

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

Last night I ordered Uber eats and then remembered that I am supposed to be on a diet

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I would never vote for Trump in the same sense that I would never vote for Lord Farquaad

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I imagine Hell is just nonstop awkward ice breaker games

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I didn’t really have anything to do today but I am still about 40 mins behind schedule

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

Why do people use Facebook as a way to complain about corrupt Facebook is?

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

@roundtherose God bless her

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@roundtherose This needs a follow up

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I almost said “Love you” at the end of a call with my supervisor so I will now have anxiety for the rest of the day

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

Dwight and Angela have the superior love story

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

“Which house would you been at Hogwarts? “

Me: “I would probably have to say Dursley”

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I just realized how insecure I am about my big nose, pleas pray for me during this difficult time

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

Tobey was the worst spider-man and you can’t change my mind.

[Jordan Steele @ManOfSteele044]

I will never forget exactly where I was when I found out that my elementary school was adding a chocolate milk option at lunch