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WAS IT HE...? Probably not. But would Jesus drive a Range Rover? Off to turn some water into Easter diesel perhaps?

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Blimey! It's The Mansize Radio Easter Party. What else could you 'mask' for eggsactly? https://t.co/TgklAuaBJB

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ROCKFACT: Cincinatti acne-rockers WALK THE MOON haven't ever visited the place. They pinched the name off REGGATTA DE BLANC by The Police..

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Our toxic new TUNE OF THE WEEK is the toe-tapping 'INFLAMABLE GIRLFRIEND' by Dorchester Dark Rock combo RIOT VALVE! Buy it in Woolworths...

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No. You're not, actually. What's gone wrong with cycle related literacy? #theguardian - surely one for you? Eh?

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ROCKFACT! Sultry ambo-babe ENYA had a fully operational wooden nose fitted as part of an ill-advised tax avoidance scheme in early 1994.

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ROCKFACT! Rad-rocker HUEY LEWIS played RAY PARKER JR. at a game of conkers to agree who wrote the 'GHOSTBUSTERS' theme tune. HUEY won. Nice!

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ROCKFACT! The 'Self Preservation Society' song from 1969 film THE ITALIAN JOB was penned by influential Jacko producer QUINCY JONES. True!

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Our tasty new TUNE OF THE WEEK is EGG McMUFFIN by Texan synth-brass bad boys SHIT & SHINE. Free hashbrown for every listener? OK go on then.

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It's Valentine's Night and verrucas on BARRY FROM WATFORD'S SUNDAY NIGHT PHONE-IN. Listen NOW on 24/7 comedy giant https://t.co/TgklAtT0l1

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ROCKFACT! 1995 Coolio chart hit GANGSTA'S PARADISE was co-written by perpetually genial rubber-faced US hotshot TV presenter Larry Sanders

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Our mellifluous new Tune Of The Week is the totally topical 'ROCKET IN MY POCKET' by cheeky Chester whistle-quartet KIM JONG's JOCKSTRAP...

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ROCKFACT Ben Gibbard & Nick Harmer out of DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE are both licenced taxi drivers in their home state of Washington USA! Amazing!

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Mansize Tune Of The Week is EGREMONT - GATEWAY TO OBLIVION by hapless happy-manc troubadour MIKE HARDING! Listen at https://t.co/TgklAtT0l1

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ROCKFACT: Sting has installed a set of fully inflatable cheekbones - which can be controlled remotely depending on his wife Trudy's moods!

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Our new hummable Tune Of The Week is 'HERE COME THE RUBBER COPS' by jockster japerers THE SEXUAL OBJECTS! Hear it on https://t.co/TgklAuaBJB

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ROCKFACT: Eddie Van Halen played guitar solo on Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' free of charge after being contacted by Quincy Jones. True!

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Tonight's MANSIZE MOBILE DISCO rolls into Dalmally Hoochter-Choochter Hall at 7.00pm. Of course we'll play THE KRANKIES! Tickets just 75p!

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BREAKING NEWS Unconfirned reports of a London cyclist stopping at a red light. Full report in S-T-E-R-E-O at 2300 on https://t.co/TgklAuaBJB

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BREAKING NEWS: Fears HOTEL CALIFORNIA may be downgraded to PREMIER INN status after Glen Frey Tuesday death shocker. https://t.co/TgklAuaBJB