Mansur Ya'u

A curious mind.
BSc Economics X Qualified Chartered Accountant || AAT holder

IG: mansoor.yau

[𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚢 ✞𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎 @fineboytunde_]

I shouted “Ahhhhh”

How did she pull it off? The greatest NYSC content ever, nobody is coming close.😂😂😂🐐

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[• @aliyuyahas]

Anytime you want to be depressed, just open Nigeria’s budget and look at the line items for MDAs.

It passes through the NASS year-in year-out.

[Mansur Ya'u @mansoor__A]

@SirJarus @Itz_mahfouz Madrid fan and Messi GOAT

[Mansur Ya'u @mansoor__A]

Ministry of Agriculture through a College of Horticulture, Gombe reconstructed a road in Kaduna Metropolis and called it a Township Road.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

How do I tell people that Prince Adeyemi’s case with Gbaja is a tip of the iceberg in our federal budget?

The National commission for the Almajiri and Out of School Children Education situated in Abuja will spend 1,400,000,000 ($1.1m) on “Rehabilitation & Construction of Obasanjo-Itele Road & Idogo Township road” in faraway Ogun state”

🤦🏽‍♂️

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo's Free Kick against Arsenal has been voted the greatest Free Kick of ALL TIME. 🤯

[UNCLE DEJI™️ @DejiAdesogan]

JUST IN

Repentant’ bandits in Kaduna State have killed a commercial driver and abducted 9 other persons in two separate attacks along the Kaduna–Birnin Gwari Road and in a village within Birnin Gwari LGA

“ONLY A DEAD BANDIT IS A REPENTANT BANDIT”

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

Crude oil is currently trading between $73 and $79 per barrel. The same price range at which we were buying PMS at just N900 per litre.

Can anyone explain why we are still paying N1,360 per litre for fuel?

If you are quick to raise prices whenever the market goes up, you should not hesitate to reduce them when it comes down.

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

Now imagine this girl after being rap#d three times a day for 20 days, then she sees the news that the government has forgiven and rehabilitated 700 bandits.
Imagine going through all of that, only for the government to rehabilitate them???

I hate this government, bro. 😭😭😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Mansur Ya'u @mansoor__A]

True. They're also very fixated around marriage and love stories. Almost all of them aren't far from it.

[Bashir El-Rufai @BashirElRufai]

I recently sat to watch one of these new generation Hausa films and it’s amazing how far they have come. Good lighting and setting. Scripts & storylines need more work though.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Watch the mighty power of Arewa Media now that Saleem Goje’s marital gossip is out.

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

When it comes to relationship with numbers, I’ve learnt to simply let our folks enjoy their fantasy. 😂

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

A Black man scoring the first goal of the 2026 World Cup to silence the African continent’s most hostile nation towards Black foreigners is absolutely poetic. Thank you, Mexico! 🇲🇽

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

To be fair, she knows a thing or two about vegetables.

[Halimah Ahmed (Tiwal'adire) @ahmedhalimah02]

Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.

I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.

That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury

Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.

I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.

We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.

[ASM @SAD333Q]

But they cannot trace bandits and catch them.
Smh

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Mansur Ya'u @mansoor__A]

I used to tell my wife, “an siyar da Kannywood ma su Rufaidah da Dahir Curry”.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

I was watching Kaddara Hausa series on YouTube and I got frustrated by the number of Dahir Curry, Rufaida Yoghurt, Bilal Sada Sub, Sunnah data, fast & best bla bla bla adverts I had to skip during the movie. In the past, Hausa films only promoted other films at the beginning or end. Now they just do it in the middle of the movie which is so annoying. Unfortunately, this is the new reality. The world entirely is shifting towards monetization driven by capitalism not only on Twitter.

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

Do you have an existing business in the Northern part of Nigeria? This is your chance to apply for the Arewa Business Support Fund. Don’t say we didn’t tell you.