The ManSpyder

They say I'm funny, though I mostly chat nonsense & hope for the best.
Charmingly irregular.
Does occasional retro game reviews for @RetroHutch

[The ManSpyder @ManSpyder]

New video! Do you like retro video games, spies, Christmas, and a horrific amount of fish puns? Well have I got the treat for you! My retrospective look at James Pond II - Codename Robocod, for the #MegaDrive.
#RetroGaming #SegaGenesis #xmas
https://t.co/CyGz7Lkf6Q

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

RIP Allan Ahlberg & thanks for being so wonderful

[Graslu00 @Graslu00]

GoldenEye running at 240FPS already. 👀

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Luigi Mangione shouldn’t have gone to McDonald’s.

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

Rik Mayall’s letter to Bob Geldof, 26th November 1984. Taken from Letters of Note, by Shaun Usher
#rikmayall #BandAid40 #BandAid

[The ManSpyder @ManSpyder]

@ChrissyD_Comedy No offence? Naan taken.

[The ManSpyder @ManSpyder]

@ChrissyD_Comedy Not if it involves a beef curry. Nothing like a vinda-mooooooo.

[Chrissy Derbyshire @ChrissyD_Comedy]

No context Yes, How Can I Help:

[Chrissy Derbyshire @ChrissyD_Comedy]

I'm terribly sorry, I've thought of a pun.

What do you do if your beef stops working?
Turn it stroganoff again.

[Mike Monello @mikemonello]

25 years later, our little movie, 'The Blair Witch Project,' is FINALLY being released as we always intended. Here are details for the curious.

[Vikki (she/they)👩🏻‍🦼🏳️‍🌈🧚🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️🐲🦄 ♿️ @vix_the_star]

‘The next one is the wheelchair’ not what you expect to hear in the #NHS. I’m a the next patient or a wheelchair user or even the next patient is a wheelchair user. I am not ‘the wheelchair’. @NHSEngland please educate your staff better. Thanks!

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Top 10 Tracks From Nintendo Music for Your Sex Playlist https://t.co/Mo1ZJhAEzr

[The ManSpyder @ManSpyder]

@bouphe If it was David Lynch instead, I imagine it would have involved less pubs but more utterly batshit David Bowie as a massive kettle.

[The ManSpyder @ManSpyder]

Currently producing enough flatulence to power a small cruise ship for several round-the-world trips. Might change my name to British Gas.

[Jim Leonard @MobyGamer]

Is there a @YouTubeLiaison or a human at @TeamYouTube that can look into this? His channel did not violate the guidelines specified in the complaint. His channel provides reviews and opinionated commentary on old computer games. No spam, deceptive practices, or abuse.

[The Cave @VisitTheCave]

It’s kind of terrifying that @TeamYouTube can terminate a channel with no warning, no explanation and no human contact.
I hope this gets resolved.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound]

NEW: Queen Elizabeth II thought Boris Johnson "better suited to the stage" than politics and two days before her death, after he resigned, she told a senior courtier in jest: "At least that idiot won't be organising my funeral." 1/ https://t.co/VoXvjib8BN

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

the Queen calling Boris Johnson “that idiot” just before she died has made my day 😄