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[Kenny Robinson @Kennyllorente]

What would be more embarrassing? The Southampton punishment or going back on the punishment 3 days before the game?.

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@theDaveThomas82 Say what you think mate. Don't hold back!

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@alanwhiteheadmp please change your twitter name now that you are not an MP.

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@Dominos_UK This?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD.

1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@Blue_Bag Wow. Major congratulations

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@davidwatson__ Isn't the problem with wind though that due to inconsistency you need gas fired power stations on standby to plug any gaps? The carbon footprint of building and maintaining these is substantial.

[Fragrance Direct @FragranceDirect]

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[Luke B @Mantacorr]

Today has been spent feeling awfully hungover, even turned down a roast. #hangover

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@SaintsfcCop @ITV Thanks for the detail but these are not acronyms, they are initialisms as they don't create a word in their own right. https://t.co/iRa5TRvLEj hope that helps! Enjoy!

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Mid scroll remember NYE is always shit and everyone else is lying about the brilliant time they are having.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As 2021 draws to a close, scientists urge people to learn from the mistakes of last year and avoid hope or optimism of any kind.

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@antanddec this should definitely be your xmas card for this year. #Christmas2021

[Luke B @Mantacorr]

@holdfast @WhiteJ_inpark @Swevicus @BonnyCl38464459 @bbclaurak Nobody said you were a station? This has got a bit confusing to follow if I'm honest. #scotlandisastation

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

If #EURO2020 has got you into football, it’s disappointingly familiar to be mortified by the behaviour of a small number of fooligans.

It’s also normal to not allow the bruises of the past to crush your dreams that… one day… it could happen.

Win together
Lose together
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[OptaJoke @OptaJoke]

39 - Percentage of England fans who will have no memory of tonight’s game whatsoever. Alcohol.

[England @England]

The final word.

#ThreeLions x @OfficialAitch