Saxton Hale

'Bidwell, I'll be square with you....I don't give a damn.' Mann Co president, lover of steaks and bane of yetis.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

"Alright, mercenaries! Let's sell some guns and get in fights!"

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[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

[James Doe @SeriousSolly]

TARZAN-LIKE SCREAMING

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERCENARIES

What?

He's late?

New Year you say...

Hmm. Maybe he can reschedule Christmas to be early this year.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

Those two RED Soldiers were playing Chess, but now they've randomly started screaming.

He's just gonna...flip to the sports channel or something.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

Wuss.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

Deal with it, rat boy. Lord knows you could use some of this meat.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

Ok, so it's bear meat, but he's on a mission to eat steak with meat from every animal on the planet.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

He's preparing an extra-large steak on his desk.

No, it's not bear meat.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

He feels...a disturbance...

Somewhere, some poor fully-grown man is being tickled to death.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

On a related note, he technically just punched the fabric of reality.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

@MeetMsPauling "Necessary? Nah."

But did he enjoy it? Absolutely.

[Saxton Hale @ManToMann]

TIMELINE PUNCH

"WAKE UP, MERCENARIES!"

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