Manchester United

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@OfficialMaccaHD @4pm let me have that you sexy beast, sparky

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14/15 Season

RT TOP 4

FAV OUT OF TOP 4

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RT COSTA

FAV FALCAO

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RT DI MARIA

FAV FALCAO

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We have bought 3 players that are in the top 3 most spent in Europe and still get a draw against Burnley.

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Falcao:

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RT and we'll re-hire David Moyes!

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After a very good transfer window. We are pleased to say we have made a giant profit of -£154,000,00. Well done Van Gaal! #Mufc

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BREAKING- The football club is sad to say that the deal for the Argentinian Centre Back Marcus Rojo has fallen through due to work permit.

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Fuck off danny welbeck @dhebylicious

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Wayne Rooney- "Why did we spend 60 million on a Harry Potter character"

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BREAKING NEWS- Angel Di Maria is expected to be out for 6 months after sustaining a broken tiblia in training. #MUFC

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Aston Villa struggled to find a poster of Cleverley scoring because he scored 1 goal in the whole of the 2013/14 Season.

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Manchester United sack manager Louis Van Gaal, after only 2 months in charge of the club.