Man United Cheat

For legal reasons, Man United don't cheat.

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BREAKING: #mufc Starting XII to face #mcfc: Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Webb (Cheat)

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England need a striker who's more mobile than Wayne Rooney.

Is Stephen Hawking available?

#England #scotland

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Heard on twitter that Man United have just won the World Cup?

#mufc #wafc

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Gutted that Ronaldo has been photographed with Moyes. #MUFC fans will be creaming themselves over this pic:

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Rooney's absence will mean that Mark Clattenburg will play in a free role just behind the front two.

#mufc #wafc

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BREAKING: #mufc Starting XI to face #wafc:

De Cheat
Cheat Cheat Cheat Cheat
Cheat Cheat Cheat Cheat
Clattenburg
Cheatarito RVCheat

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BREAKING NEWS: Bayern Munich accept an undisclosed bid from Manchester United for Bastian Schweinsteiger

http://t.co/AWTNV5N4XH

#mufc

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We're Moyesy's army
We're gonna win fuck all

#mufc

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“@MCFCworld: If Bale is worth £85 million, this is what Phil Jones is worth: http://t.co/m7B6MASvcH” hahaha genius!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Wayne Rooney spotted in a North London restaurant

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.@FA here's clear video evidence of Jonny Evans assaulting @M_Rosenberg82. Will you take action David Gill? #mufc http://t.co/K4el9prmWE

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He wasn't even our best player against Greece that day, our keeper was.

#beckham
#overratedtosser

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Let's remember one good freekick against Greece and forget that he let England down in pretty much every major tournament

#beckham

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The reason Beckham isn't on twitter is because he can't fucking spell.

Or read.

#beckhamretires #beckham

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You'll never be forgiven for France '98

#beckham

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Heard on the grapevine that some petulant prick has retired.

#beckham

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Sent off in his last game before retirement. A mark of the man

#beckham

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2012: A new hope (MCFC champions)
2013: The empire strikes back (MUFC champions)

Can't wait for Return of the Jedi...

#mufc
#mcfc

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Moyes did well at Everton, and at Mordor before that.

#gollum #mufc