Rock of the Swallow

Came to make friends and replies | puns and jokes for everybody, takes for all the rest

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@DCReportMedia @THSchwadron @realDonaldTrump Russia is far bigger than Greenland. Why doesn’t he talk about invading them?

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@davidsirota Just to follow up some of the logic there:
just because you may feel that you are punching right does not always mean you’re definitely punching *far enough* right to do your coalition more harm than good

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@LitterboxComics @spooktober310 “Oh wow, those voices were all really on point, let’s hop into the comments, it’s probably safe, you probably won’t stumble upon EARTH SHATTERING INFORMATION”

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@JennyENicholson jenny geez leave some talent luck and frogs for the rest of us plz were dyin’ out here

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@benFranklin2018 Did they not? It went to the Supreme Court, didn’t it?

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@CSMFHT I read there were no Latin translations of the Odyssey until after antiquity. What’s the deal with that? Was it merely too niche?

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@Havlark @KAD_ProductionZ also un-ironic ty for the thread

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@Havlark @KAD_ProductionZ It’s probably too late but if you talk to the animation industry again any time soon, tell them we’d by less jarred by realizing they just went out of their way to only draw cars from a few angles ty

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@CSMFHT still trying to shoehorn in these procrustes jokes no matter how poorly they fit, sigh

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@benFranklin2018 oh yeah I’ve been not seeing any tweets like that all day so there must have been a lot of them

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@BadMedicalTakes Counterpoint: mortuary – also a business

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@hausofdecline And after they supporting all this time, thru everything?? Harsh

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@hausofdecline so jealous of the people who can actually get attention by humiliating themselves online

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@CSMFHT A head canon in the most canonical sense possible

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@ThisStupidTwink They don’t just make statues of anyone, they make statues when someone does a thing better than all the rest

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@benFranklin2018 If the democrats are so weak they can be controlled by the opposition, then they’re so weak they can be controlled by Democratic voters. To the extent voting and organizing got us here, not voting and not organizing is proportionally responsible. Don’t fall for the despair porn.

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@15OOOOOOOOOOOO Perseus: “Haha! Got me a mirror shield! How are you gonna stop me in my tracks now, huh, snake lady?!”

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@benFranklin2018 Saying the world is collapsing is like you’re trying to side a paralyzing fear. They’re saying Americans should stop tuning out – what are you saying people should do?

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@hausofdecline *looking down on whoville after you’ve stolen all the booze and fireworks but the whos are still happy because they have the glasses where one eye is the zero of the first twenty but they just crammed the 25 atop a normal glass hole on the other and your heart grows three sizes

[Rock of the Swallow @ManWithoutDName]

@ShitpostGate shit, post